Hulk Banged His Daughter's Friend

It really looks like Hulk Hogan and his family are in the news again - not because they're popular (not sure they ever were popular as a family), but because they continue to be just as messed up as we suspected they were while their VH1 reality show was still running. This is the third day in a row in which I'm writing a post on them, and the news is slowly getting more and more scandalous. Latest scoop? It seems that while his wife Linda may be fond of drag racing herself, his daughter Brooke may be a talentless attention-seeker and his son Nick is officially the world's biggest jerk, the alpha male of the Hogan household (what's left of it, anyway) is not as clean as we might imagine, either. In other words, it has just been revealed that the Hulk cheated on his wife before they were separated -with one of his daughter Brooke's female friends.

Oh, the drama! This sounds just like a cheap rerun of "American Beauty" - the white trash version. Enter one Christiane Plante who was apparently friends with Hulk's daughter Brooke and who worked with her on her 2006 disastrous musical album. No idea if the said Christiane is a media whore by birth or whether she decided to cash in on her sordid secrets after she saw that Hulk's divorce from Linda was getting ugly - the fact is, she stepped up and told the National Enquirer that she and Hulk allegedly had an affair. That's right - Hulk apparently slept with his daughter's friend while "Hogan Knows Best" was still being shot - and obviously, while Hulk and his wife were not officially separated.

"My relationship with Terry [Hulk Hogan] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending", Christiane stated. "She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong". Yes, well, if you thought it was wrong, why bother to blab about it to the tabloids? But wait - there's more. "Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions", Christiane adds. "I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend". Yes, well, sleeping with your friend's dad is definitely something you should apologize for in a note. No word yet on how the other Hogans are taking the news - but stay tuned and we'll keep you posted.