How to Ignore Your Kids - the Britney Edition

TMZ is reporting that Brit Brit has finally managed to meet up with her kids - that is, she finally conceded to open the front gates and let them in. Well, this in itself is progress. I mean, she's finally in the same room - well, house - with them, which is encouraging. Now all we have to do is teach her how to talk to them in normal, every day language, hold them, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and all those pesky, annoying things that normal parents all over the world do. I know, I know - boring as hell, but hey - it's all for a good cause, right?

An eyewitness also reports that that Sean Preston 2 and Jayden James 1 were escorted into the house this morning, along with someone who could be the court appointed parenting coach. Britney is reportedly walking around her gated community, dressed in a super short pink mini-dress, with the boys and the same nanny that was with the kids at Kevin's house. Also, her hair is in a ponytail and she's talking on her cell phone.

Yes, well, you have to admit it's recommended that she takes things one step at a time. I mean, if all of a sudden she'd launch herself at the boys and display too much love and affection, it would scare them. Better play it low at first, pretend not to care, talk on the phone and act as if you don't give a damn. No, scratch that - the first step was actually taken a few days ago, when the first visit was scheduled but she allegedly failed to answer the intercom at the front gate and let in the car in which the kids and K-Fed were waiting. After waiting for 40 minutes, they gave up and left.

But of course, the rumors are that in fact the intercom was working and that Brit wanted to see the boys but refused to allow the parenting coach that accompanied them into the house. But, as I was saying earlier, I bet you it was all a stunt aimed at allowing Brit to get close to her kids again one step at a time. First keep them waiting at the door - then let them in but ignore them - and finally smother them with love and affection. Yes, that should do it. Somebody, please, strap her to a chair and perform a brain transplant, quickly.