How to Make an Atomic Bomb

It all seems possible for a very determined mind. The only problem (fortunately) I see is actually getting the plutonium or uranium :) And again, I'm just a simple stumbler.. with enough money you can get anything.

plutonium adn uranium in a semi pure state is 4 usd a gram adn is in a form used for reators not bombs. nukes are the worst weapon humanioty has every made adn not to be tread apon like a small sport. thees are the ultimate wePON AND EVEN THE EVIL ALQIDA DONT HAVE TEH BALLS TO GET NEAR ONE.SO STOP LOOKING THIS STUFF UP.

i have some spare plutonium and uranium sitting in my shed i will sell it to the highest bidder startin at 10 bucks an pound

Okay, How do I get the shutter button to operate the radio? I've been trying to find New York to the last part of the tube transistors. Could tube transstorin replace one?

Allah have mercy on you.

Are you friggin crazy??? do the fbi come and visit often ....or hey maybe this is a fed bait site ... ooops ....hi guys ...dont worry i dont like radiation so dont red flag me ok lol...besides i gave up bomb makin as a kid when i blew myself up...hehehehehhe pain is a great teacher

I really have to ask, why build something so old-fashioned and unefficient, when there are dozens of weapons, that could annihilate all humanity - or even the whole planet. If you don't know what I'm talking about, don't even bother comment. If you still comment, well then, that's your problem.

the whole process is wrong

Hello everybody can somebody help me to build this or can somebody sell that to me?

You guys who talk about your Delorean are so ignorant. As if you need an actual Delorean. Every good science student knows the make of the car is irrelevant. By the way, I have built a flux capacitor and I'm fitting one right now IN MY OLD VOLKSWAGEN. So please stop misinforming people with this Delorean crap. As for plutonium, all you need is some lead and the technology to do atomic transmutation. I thought everything knew how to do this. Sigh. I guess I'm just too advanced for this planet.

@Jackson oh please you aren't that smart, not even wise, and i bet you aren't even smarter then Michio Kaku so go bother someone else and for gods sake you keep saying that you'll end being shanked lol imagination is smarter than enything in the world

man dude your spelling is ridiculous, you just dont like it because you are in ignorant to understand the beauty i would like to understand how it works and nuclear reactors because it is an extremely well paying and interesting and dude i bet the feds do watch this site when it got to the how to disguise i was like oh crap lol

I don't think this is correct.please explain why do I need that much uranium or plutonium and I think a hydrogen bomb will be much cheaper

It seems all r wayyy too hung up on the Uranium/plutonium part... no problem.. just use irridium.. its fissionable and available... and why use TNT when u can make C-4 in your kitchen(much more stable especialy when timing of implosion is important)?? This article was funny enough and provides no real info.. read it cause of disbelief it was actualy here.., but a kid in HS could easily figure out how to do it if wanted... Wonder how much u could sell 1 for?? and who would by it?? how would it be listed on EBAy?? wouldnt reccommend Qbids where the clock resets each time person makes a bid.. winner would be so worked up after finaly won. He would definatly set it off in his living room soon as it was deliverd, and it could be your neighbor...

If anyone can spare some plutonium I need it for my delorean to generate 1.21 gigawats of electricity and activate the flux capacitor to get back to my time.

I promise this plutonium will not be used to make a bomb for Lybian terrorist.

If anyone can spare it please contact me I only need about 23 pounds of it

I have some in my basement, haven't needed it in years.

ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE GIGAWATTS?!?!

You do not need isotopes, I can tell you the location and time of a lightening bolt that you can harness instead. For a price of cours.

omg is this back to the future part 2 or 3?

Funny you should mention it, I have a Delorean myself, it's just in the shop. I wasn't planning on any time travelling, so you can have any I can find. I'm bound to have some, as my flux capacitor is running fine. Mine is hooked up to a portable fusion reactor, so I might not have enough for you.

It is called jigawatts, not gigawatts in the movie.

you will get yourself killed

Wow hahahahaha that's funny you guys are geeks and if you have anything to say about it email me!

@micheal jackson: What is the world coming to when Micheal Jackson starts calling people like us geeks.

c'mon! this is so stupid.... i mean any terrorist can go online and use these instructions, that may be true, and build a bomb.... i vote against this How To make an Atomic bomb.... it's just bad!

You're a fool. You could read this and any other post on the internet and still not know how to make the shell of an atomic weapon. It's called Nuclear Engineering, you don't posses 1/32ths the intelligence required to manufacture a damn home made rocket! I'm attending Rolla University of Science and Technology for Aerospace Engineering, similar in difficulty to Nuclear Engineering. I assure you that you, your friends, your friends friends, and your friends friends parents friends friends couldn't conjure the intelligence to produce any of this. This is a VEEERRRYYY basic list of materials, key components that are no secret. Perhaps this webpage shouldn't intimidate you as much as what you're child is learning in school -as he learns more about nuclear weapons and how to manufacture them than this sight begins to teach, he just doesn't know it. What about me? I've taken the physics and chemistry classes, I'm getting a Major in Aerospace Engineering and a Minor in Chemical engineering, do you think I couldn't already create a nuclear explosion? You're a fool, you're talking about a field of science that is so heavily regulated that it is impossible! Most countries can't get a hold of the materials needed to make it, yet you're worried about an intelligent citizen posting a basic educational instruction manual intended to enlighten you? He hasn't told you anything accept for a little on the Periodic table and a few element names, you could have gathered all of this by opening a High school Physics or Chemistry book -maybe you should try it -your ignorance scares me more than terrorists.

Aww, you're cute beast, I'm scared of non-physics majors too! Maybe we should go out or something, we seem to like the same things, like abusing internet anonymity!

dont be stupid man you really need the huge knowledge to build an a.b. ,a greatmaster in nuclear physic
i know that because i study physic and bealeve me physicist are not evil or mean or something,they are much nicer then most of the people and always try to help not to build stupid bombs

WOW beast you are very naive. I'm a student in HIGH SCHOOL and i made a mini nuke under government watch for a science project. its not that hard and the one i made had a blast radius of about 10 meters. the radiation was low and it was decontaminated by the government about 10 days after the blast. whatever you say about people being too stupid you might want to check that considering I'm a HIGH SCHOOL student in the ninth grade.

-Asian student

Student in 9th grade. You did not make a "mini nuke" under government watch, moron. First of all, you need to be LICENSED by the FEDERAL (US) government to use or possess TNT. TNT and ALL explosives, post 9-11 are heavily regulated and paper trailed. You don't just walk into the Home Depot and buy some TNT, moron. And if you did have any in your possession, then you are a thief and you are going to a FEDERAL prison after the FBI throws your ass in jail. You mentioned the "government" decontaminated the spill, wrong again, asshole. The US government sub-contracts that hazardous work to SPECIALIZED contractors that are not listed in the yellow pages. I know, I did Superfund clean up for many years. Your blast radius was 10 meters? Well dude, let me say this, there is not a snowball's chance in hell of you obtaining anything that even closely resembles weapons-grade plutonium, which again is highly regulated and you don't even have the slightest idea of the supply chain involved to obtain it. And if you say that you used medical supplied radiation? Not even after a 1000 years could you get enough to build anything that remotely resembles a "bomb".

use only 4 good cause......

@stoxguy: Well, he's from Asia. Things are different over there. ;)

@ Beast and stoxguy
Finally, people on the internet with intelligence!
@ guy who posted the original comment
You're an idiot. Your comment is proof enough.

yup i agree

LOL@Beast. no one cares who or what you are. Im obama for all you know. isnt the internet magical:)

Line 2 of "Beast" paragraph

1/32ths

should be 1/32nds

funny how all you guys claim too be nuclear engineering and aerospace engineering students but are unable too properly spell some of the most common words,go lie somewhere else xD

f'(x), the hard part is not making the nuke. It's getting a critical mass of HEU. Once you have that, all you need to do is put it together, run and watch the fireworks (OK, chances are that you'll get blown up, even if you run as hard as you can).

@Richard Pence: Stoxguy is not a smart guy, he's an idiot who thinks that radiation and radioactive material are the same thing, and that "Asian student" isn't just a troll trying to be funny.

Seriously, getting hold of the raw materials is near enough to impossible, and the whole thing fairly pointless. It's just having a go.

well if you got these materials let me know to check whether this bomb will work or not lol .. i dont believe it will work ... and I agree with Zac if this is a real bomb.

Well, quite frankly think this whole things is a bowl of strawberries and cream, I mean its brilliant. You are undermining the only power that these crettins hold over us. Yeah!! lets all make atomic bombs and shove them in each others faces... Rock on!!

Yeah, lets all get weapns-grade plutonium, a couple dozen lbs of tnt and make ourselves some nukes...
Serously, you're not going to find good instructions on how to make a nuclear bomb on the INTERNET. That and the fact that its near impossible to get the said uranium, there's not going to be any average citizens making weapons of mass destruction.
Just thought id point that out.

seriously,
I need a small nuke. There are these racoons that keep eatting my corn. I really feel the only way to stop them is to nuke them.
Can anyone help me... I really wouldn't mine a growing corn for a while

honestly it's no secret anymore, but its not stuff u can buy at a hardware store

Honestly, as this reviewer said, technology for manufacture of Atomic bombs or thermonuclear bombs is no longer a secret. It is freely available. Yes! one need not search the Internet for information. In any case, who would openly leak out nuclear secrets for free ! Can as well get some dough ( money for it ! )
Base information about making a nuclear Bomb is freely available in the Internet or encyclopedia ! Like, theory classes in a college lecture Hall. But refined procedures to make the same work is is available to a select few only ( Few means - about 1000 or more scientists around the world . ) Last reports ( at the time of breakup of the Former Soviet Union ) suggested that probably about 500 of their nuclear scientists ( those who were involved in making nuclear bombs ! ) were thrown jobless subsequently ! it's very easy to " hire " them and " fire " them after their usage is over ! Why blame the soviets only ? Any citizen scientist of any nuclear power would willingly disclose classified information provided he/she gets adequately compensated ! So the technology is available - for a fee , of course ! . Hardware is the biggest problem. Where does one find the source for buying Uranium ( raw Uranium ) You cant't just walk into an ore site and just ask for a few truckloads of Uranium ore . Nobody sells Uranium ore like one sells cigarettes on the road ! Okay , so getting the base raw, raw, material is the first deadlock ! If one happened to get hold of Uranium ore by some means, the centrifuge business is equally daunting ! It will cost millions of dollars to set up a Uranium enrichment centrifuge facility ( Technology for a centrifuge is easily available ! ) Going one step further, the U-235 ( pure uranium ) can be used to make a fusion Nuclear Bomb as designed ( technically speaking ! ) in this article with refinements, wherever necessary . What does one do, if one has the technology, but not enough resources to manufacture it ? Again another deadlock ! Assuming that U-235 is available with you , but you are not going to go through the complex procedure of a fusion explosion, you can think of using Plutonium -239 to make a fission nuclear bomb ! How do you get nuclear fission quality Plutonium ? Only after building a multi crore facility called a fast breeder reactor ! , using heavy water and turning the spent U-235 fuel rods into plutonium ! Another deadlock ! Plutonium bomb is easier to make than a Uranium bomb, for obvious reasons ! So , one has the necessary technology in one's hands ( whether procured by good means or bad ! ) but not the resources to build a nuclear Bomb ! So, what's the final result ? Might as well not have ( or obtain ! ) the technology, which anyway, can never be implemented by Individuals ( even terrorists ! ) or Institutions , unless, governmental & Law enforcement agencies gang up with you to make the bomb ! Otherwise, it's only a NOTIONAL bombs, of which, one has NO USE !

Yeah, Im too lazy to read long comments >.

That's true but the raw natural plutonium is very common. But then you would have to do lots of purifying stuff.

Last weekend i walked into Lowes and asked for 10 kg of Plutonium 239 isotope and was arrested on the spot. I mean granted my name is Muhammed and I have a massive amount of facial hair while sporting a turban, but can't a man try to get his hands on some radioactive material without people asking questions!?

LOL...nice... ;\

haha wow really? or are u joking?

So, getting some fissionable material might be a bit of a problem, since it is forbidden by law to posses it in any country wealthy enough to afford it. Or you should be the head of one of those countries, in addition, usually military forces of almost any country get very annoyed if some of their uranium gets lost. Supposing you were to get some U235 and succesfully used it, scientist will figure out where did you get that stuff from, because Uranium or any ohter radiactiv material has its particular chemical composition due to the place it comes from. Even after the bomb blew everything it will still be traces to recon...

You know, I heard that there was a physics major (before there was internet) that built an atomic bomb for his final project at his college. I dont remember the details though, but I though it was pretty cool. Heck, I should try it one day haha

This is rubbish, having access on these materials, is a miracle, however, if anyone could be able to get, question, will he/she will able to create, not at all !

you are write. by the way i am a scientist dont be fooled by him.


he is telling you information that is wrong and you could breath it in. its very corrosive.

thank you

moreover you need an immense amount of accuracy to make even the simple parts...like the shell, which needs to be engineered to perfection..........even if you can get a hold of Pu239, you'd still have to have an IQ of more than 180 to make a thermonuclear fission bomb all by yourself.....

theking, I'm sorry, did you just say 'thermonuclear fission bomb'?

I thank you Mr. Lucian Dorneanu,
You have my word, your country will be the last one to get nuked.
*Goes to his back yard and starts making nukeS*

...NOT!
No one can get hold of such materials, let along gets the equipment to make such a weapon. Thats a blessing I tell ya.

Hahaha i like this :p
and for those that are so stupid and think this is possible for a normal person
you should think about a thing or two..
1) How are you gonna get Uranium / Plutonium?
2) To get them refined you need a machine that can send Electrons in about 2x speed of light to them.. (good luck getting hold on that)
3) putting the highly radioactive stuff togehter.....?

Get the point? good luck.. :p

We cant make things go at the speed of light, let alone 2x the speed of light, which is the universal speed limit, and you cant break the laws of the universe, or you die.

Actually Physicists at the halo-don collider have recently found neutrinos that travel faster than light

What the hell is halo don, its called large HADRON Collider

He did mention for one to be a prince or a EVIL BOSS..

actually it's possible to get plutonium. it's easy to get in in russia cause they are selling it to normal people and it's true. it's possible to put it all together too if you know much about physics

everything is possible

Atomic boms and nuclear boms are different #1
and #2 it's nearly impossible if your not a hilghly trained porfessional because you could get a blood disease from the radioactivity if ur not carefull
but if you think you can just go on an kill urself.

#1 is false. With weapon grade uranium 235 if u cause a fast chain reaction it will cause atoms to brake in half causing a huge explosion. The explosion emits light, heat, x-rays and gamma rays. Everyone close and directly exposed will be vaporized leaving an atomic shadow. The 2% of survivors will have radiationing poisining and will have severe and possibly fatal wounds if not treated.
#2 is false as well. Professionals will have readiactive suits containing lead wich shields radiation.

first of all, you can't make the bomb... even a very experienced person in this field has lots of problems w/ the enrichment of uranium 235. It takes at least a year to enrich this uranium to raise it to about 80% enrichment. Even whose fields are nuclear chemistry or physics, they have a hard time to follow the procedure. This procedure is not accurate in detail. It's just a general idea. EX: they would just tell you that they used a plane to go to the moon. Thus getting to the point that the Uranium 235 is good enriched, takes a long time. It's true that they can trace the uranium you got. They would check the characteristic of the enriched uranium. Each country has their own tech. to enrich this uranium.
2nd of all, it's not enough to find a reactor that it can control the speed of the uranium rate... and it energy... you need lots of machines because you need to know what wave function you should use to get the beta, alpha or gama rays... you need to have a IR(a reading machine for the instrcture of the molecules)... a very good centrifuge... there are lots of centrifuges... but you need to get the one that has the highest ability to rotate more...there is no use in the centrifuge that can not rotate fast enough in a specific amount of time to separate the uranium 235.... this process has been done in chem labs. Even the TA's can not achieve a good result for easy solutions... It's always fuzzy and the solution doesn't usually get cleared... so you need to know lots of physical chem. beside that, you need to have the right equipment for ionization... depending upon what tech. you use, you need different equipments such as lazers... just go over Einstein theories... I'm very impressed w/ the things he had done... EX: you can think of the person who rides a motorcycle... How does that person go up the wall w/ his bike and doesn't fall off... see if you can relate the theory that is used to earth that it exactly circles around itself in a way that its distance w/ sun doesn't change... otherwise we were been dead because of severe coldness or hot weather of the earth... it would be waste of time if you are interested in this subject only because it's a hot topic among people. You just actually have to know lots of stuff about how their machines actually work...

actually 1 u fire nuetrons into them and u have to fire them very slowly to crreate fission bcos when the nuetron hits it too fast it bounces off where as wehn it is fired in slowly it connetcts to the atom making in unstable making it split

soo get it roond ye

It is not as hard to acquire uranium as many of you think. There are privatly owned uranium mines through out the Uninted States. The main problem is making the Uranium wepons grade. This whould prove to be unbelievably expensive. Besides, any individual probably isn't mentally capable of building an atomic wepon.

Sure i can spare some plutonium marty, only if you get me Ash's pikachu

Did you guys know that plutonium was used to power heart pacemakers back in the 70s?

http://home.comcast.net/~dprutchi/nuclear_pacemakers.pdf

LETS GO HARVEST SOME MIDDLE-AGED PEOPLE WITH HEART PROBLEMS!

This much info is insufficient . But by the time we were pondering, some people in pentagon gave the tech to napaki people , who did all that was to be done and even passed it on to Iran , N.Korea & Libya thanks to United States of Nuclear America . If Iran gets N-bombs , remember it is american technology.
Frankenstein.
Cross ur fingers.

The Nuclear Bomb was a German idea from German scientists. They were working on it during the World War. Some of the scientists sold the info to America saying Germany was far along on the project so American scientists copied the plans and cracked down on it. In the end America had the first nuke for Germany was only 1/4 way through. Then later on a Scientist sold the info to Russia then was killed for treason. So think before you say it was American. And why do people want a Atomic Bomb? It is fission. A Hydrogen bomb collapses and disintegrates the area around it for miles this means - full blast radiation, no oxygen, no carbon, nothing. A practical death machine that requires a much higher explosive to set of. One which only the second grade atomic nuke and cause.

Yes, the Nuclear Bomb was a German idea from German scientists. But was not sold to the Americans during the war. Sold to Russia, Yes. But after the Americans ended the war with germany, they brought back the german scientists and located them to different AFB's around the U.S. They then worked with the scientists to create the H-Bomb in time for Japan. There is so much more on this i could continue to talk about, but no time. Good day.

@Teh Won N Unleh

You're totally WRONG!! The nuclear bomb idea didn't originate entirely from Germany!, It has its beginnings from France where it was originally theorised that artificial radioactivity could be induced in stable elements with alpha particles but then German chemists had discovered element barium after bombarding uranium with neutrons and then they interpreted it as a nuclear fission. When Hitler came into power in Germany, many highly intelligent Jewish scientists were expelled and emigrated to the USA which in turn America TOOK ADVANTAGE of them because the USA HIRED THEM into the Manhattan project. The USA then EXPLOITED those scientists to FURTHER DEVELOP the idea into a NUCLEAR BOMB!! Germany had its own nuclear energy project and planned to materialised the nuclear fission process into a weapon but Germany were UNLIKELY to develop a nuclear bomb because the USA TOOK their scientists in the first place due to the fact that Hitler expelled all Jewish ethnic scientists who possesses nuclear fission intelligence from Germany before World War II.

this is so stupid if u think u can get hold of this stuff then u need 2 go 2a hospital and get ur brain checked seriously and IF this works thats juz gona be retarted cuz this is only for pro use only nooooooooooooooo i mean NOOOOO normal person can make this with 4 easy steps im like 11 years old and kno better then all u crazy weird people

Your stupid. No 11 year old or even a person with there 2 year in collloege can do this. Im sure you havent even taken any sortive chemstry/physics ever in your life * .

Taking all too seriously, are we?

hahaha funny stuff.
Seriously guys, this wasn't actually meant to teach people how to make a bomb. It's just for fun. You don't need to live in fear of a nuclear holocaust because of this guy's instructions. :P
:D

Children you need not squable over a nuclear holocaust for I am come to take you home.

There's a funny headline. "Teenagers all across nation obliterating their hometowns in nuclear bomb making accidents. Where did they learn it? The internet!"

Ok you have a fair point but jesus learn some english!
True you can't get these required materials unless ofcourse you have a ridiculous amount of money, and the right sources.

wow now i can finaly play fallout 3 in real life with my friends!!!!
but uhm i dont think it wil work even if it works i woukld take to much money to make

I would guess it would cost you about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 caps

Well, this article certainly is interesting. However, I am quite sure that obtaining radioactive materials and making them weapon-grade will present difficulties, which will deter many people, so this website will not be responsible for a nuclear holocaust whether 'Jesus' is here to gather us home or not.

hahahah this article made me laugh, though not as much as "mats" number 2 reason you can't follow the steps of this article
2) To get them refined you need a machine that can send Electrons in about 2x speed of light to them.. (good luck getting hold on that)
I wonder why Fission bombs exist if they require a machine which does the impossible i.e. breaking the theory of relativity which clearly states that the closer an object gets to the speed of light the more it's mass increasing directly proportional to it's speed, the increase of mass means that it will never reach the speed of light, I'm terrified at the thought of an electron, even with it's tiny initial mass, going two times the speed of light and colliding with anything.

THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN BUILD UR OWN BOMB UNLESS U HAVE TRILLIONS

actually i believe the cost of the manhattan project was about 167 billion..today the us government could make nukes for a much cheaper price..though i doubt they would considering you people to the south have about 2k more nukes than anyone else

actually the Manhattan project cost $2 billion at the time which is like $50 billion today buy i see what you are saying

The Manhattan Project costed the USA $12 billion dollars (circa 1995).

lol, whoever attempts this is a retard, incurring the fact that such an attempt is illegal and futile, the cost of enriched plutonium/uranium is more than that of the average person can afford, and the military has satalites that can detect if someone is building such a thing from radiation/x-ray/thermal, if you are caught, you WILL be shipped to a military prison, only to be interrigated later, and also, the bombs built by the military are high-quality, SAFE, and were built under the supervision of profesionals, building you own can result in catastrophic failure, usually resulting in death, depending on the degree of the failure, as stated below:

Detonation while you are in proximity(catastrophic): Death

Exposure to excessive radiation(severe): R. Poisoning/Death/Cancer

Ingestion of any of the radioactive elements(mild: Deadly poisoning/Cancer/Death

Detection by military satalites(non-failure):Up to life imprisonment

I HIGHLY recomend you do NOT attempt ANY such thing, doing so will most likely result in VERY bad consequences

it alot easyer just to steal a nuke save you a lots of time than makeing one and a lot cheaper.just dont be around when the dam think goes off otherwise you are realy going to have a bad day

i have to agree it would be easier seeing as the soviet bloc is missing about 10% of its warheads from the START treaties

Just to say you dont really have to go out and try and mine or buy all the required items to make this atomic bomb last time I checked afterthe cold war Russia lost track of a lot of there atomic weapons and I am sure if you go to there country with enough money or enough wits on old military locations you can find enough of each weapon if not a hole weapon to make one and by the way the blue prints for the weapon one this artical would make a atomic weapon and would be able to a blast with it only thing about this is your target could not be in the U.S. the chances of you getting the material from within the U.S. is very unlikely inless its a Gov. conspiricy of some sort and then trying to go out of the country and mine or buy the items for this and getting it back into the U.S. is very unlikely and then you run into another problem for you to get the best damage capability out of this weapon you would have to get it into to the air a ground detination would be very bad but if you really wanted to do damage you would have to detinate it in the air above your target good luck getting that weapon in a big enought plan without questions to what it is.

TO DO LIST:


1. make an atomic bomb.

2. get my clothes from the dry cleaners.











becareful, cause its the average joe that makes these lol
;]

This is the ground lelvel condition exaplained here.This is not enough to make a nuclear bomb.Antother thing it is not at all distructive than a biological wepon.It can be easily caught and busted u to jail.try to make new things that are more distructive, repetation is always boring atomic bomb already. I am now making a new biological wepon that is 10 time distructive than an atomic bomb.

I dont know if anyone noticed but the image on this artical is for a Fusion bomb, not Fission. A Fission bomb does not usually have a secondary primer.

1. Make nuclear bomb
2. Start World War 3
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

get a life people, do you honestly think we would get instructions on here for all the so called leders to find??? its realy a set up so you have the best fireworks disply this year,be good

please all of you must be itellectually inept to seriously believe taht you can actually complete such a task. Run it Again.

@ Beast

You evidently don't seem to have read the article correctly - you mention that "[You are] attending Rolla University of Science and Technology for Aerospace Engineering"; however, nowhere in this article does it suggest or describe launching a hypothetical atomic bomb using aeronautical engineering. We can thus conclude that you are unqualified to make comments on this article and should keep your fanatical and somewhat rude opinions to your self. We are all very happy that you have taken chemistry and physics classes, maybe you should have taken english as well - then you would have been able to read the article correctly. :)

Oh come on guys.....dont build terror ...its realy funy to follow dese instrictions n make a bomb....lolz....

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1) How are you gonna get Uranium / Plutonium?

Answer: Go to a country that is a former member of the USSR or go to another rogue state, they manufacture tons of them... normal countries try to access them but can't get them because of international laws that the "manufacturers" don't want the world to know that the "manufacturers" are breaking...

2) To get them refined you need a machine that can send Electrons in about 2x speed of light to them.. (good luck getting hold on that)

Answer: You use a centrifuge machine for that job...

3) putting the highly radioactive stuff togehter.....?

Use common sense! gather knowledge in the topic...

It wasn't hard to get the other supplies but the Uranium proved to be a problem. But i got some of my supplies from abandon nuclear lighthouses in the Arctic Ocean, it was hard trying to find supplies when most of them have been ransacked. Hiring an ex soviet scientist it is almost finished, i just need to get the uranium which I am hoping to get from the Iranians. I promised them i would build a nuclear bomb for them, i will be gone before they can find me. It does cost money but when your financed by a country wanting nuclear bombs it isnt that hard.

It is imposible to send electrons 2x the speed of light. That breaks several laws.

Well first off may i thank you for your post very enlightening.... But again i could have picked up a childs chemistry book and found the same information. Altho i am still no where near being able to do this as..... 1, getting hold of Uranium / Plutonium is near impossiable, and if i did i'm damn sure Mi5 and Mi6 would be following my every move. 2... with my knowladge i would probally blow myself up trying!

But if this scares certain people how do you think they will feel when they find out that Napalm can be made from polystrine and petrol!!! Alot simpler and can be made under covers ANYWHERE!!

Actually this is quite possible, but not by the normal person; all things can be subsituted besides the Uranium, and even there that could be subsituted for matierals that are less regulated and more actively avaible to the average citizen; there are teenagers, If I am not misinformed, that could have made this, but that's insane intelligence.

Final point, it is possible, but extremely unlikely and all of the most basic materials are extremely regulated and constantly being investigated by the FBI, and the FBI follows ANY tip about a nuclear device being made (they followed a tip about 35-40 years ago when 4-5 year-olds claimed they created a "nuke", and after a week isolation and scanning for radioactive activity, they proclaimed that the children had not made an A-Bomb)

Accualy, you can make plutonium by building homemade nuclear reacters from radiactive materials found in ordinary home appliances. Theres accualy a YT video on how to build one. Note this is VERY Time consuming and your would need to build slightly larger and numerous nuclear reacters to accualy produce an aduquate ammount of plutonium.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0TlECFbjvM

Beast is a fake. Rolla University of Science and Technology for Aerospace Engineering is actually called Missouri University of Science and Technology for Aerospace Engineering on Rolla ave Missouri. Anyone who's been there knows this.

But please.. go ahead. make a bomb in you back yard to prove that you're not fake.

wtf? you can't get plutonium? and where would you get tnt? at your local hardware store?
lol and where did you get this information? O.o

Actualy, uranium is fairly easy to get, considering you can buy a 10g sample of it off eBay for about $29.99 (Plus S&H). Plutonium wouldn't be that hard to get either I'd immagine.

It's the whole "You need a suit lined with lead, A factory to make almost perfect blast lenses, A facility to enrich the uranium/plutonium, some way to hide it from the government, and the cash to fund it all" that's a problem.

$5 says some idiot out there has tried to explode uranium by putting a match to it, btw.

Not so difficult to get U235. Just go to Venezuelan amazonic jungle in southern Estado Amazonas. Lots of virgin Uranium ores there, but be carefull of Yanomami people, are good hunters and fine canibals.

:-D

I strongly support the existence of nuclear use. It will ease the burden of cost when compared with other energy. But more important is that security must be aware.

the deadliest weapon is GERM WARFARE NOW SEE

why not buy one from the formr USSR ??
Much easier !!

I did it i did it! :D
question:
What do these descending numbers mean? :-/ they are getting scarily close to 0.

anyone can get these things,, iran has U-235 ,, but in the end they need to inrich it,, and few countries can do that. that is where the problem is. So finding 90% inriched U-235 is the key to destroying a small area of the world, my home town.

What makes one human?
Hmm discussing the matter on how to build an a bomb is gruell. Look at this beautiful big blue planet full of life and we humans go about are daily business discussing how to build a fucking bomb. Look around you it's all about us us us, not other species. Deforestation and globol warming we have many problems. This world is getting bigger not smaller with the world alreadly finding it hard to cope to provide food.
This world won't see it out another 100 years, as we humans get more intelligent more greedy, hungry for fortune we will begin to see a corupt society.

Atomic Bombs were the worst invention every made by man. They can potentially destroy everything that life has to offer. Especially when there has been no life found anywhere around this universe.
You's will look back and say that i was right.

oh man u talking away of the topic,

what if they don't have the invention of Atomic Bombs, human overgrowing of popularity has becoming a burden and shortage of energy to the earth resource

the whole concept they invented do involve the nuclear power generating system ,
think about that , don't tell me most of the country didn't use it ? (even for Obama is starting to create another one)

you hippie's suck MEGGA atomic bombs are the greatest thing to happen since JESUS

jus because you cant see something it dosnt mean its not there...we call it "life" but not everything that moves is alive...

You do all understand several nuclear weapons either failed to detonate or were subsequently lost during downed flights, transport accidents, etc. correct? And that the information regarding the general locations of the missing weapons is not classified? In fact, just look somewhere near the Louisiana swamplands and Alabama.

i am laughing to death cause i just ordered 1 pound of plutonium using a school computer and network and using a public account too. LOL

Using the Patriot Act the government is probably looking at all of your computers right now. Lol sucks for you, YOUR BEING WATCHED!!!!!!!!

Those dis really make sense whereby a Terrorist can go on net & study aw to mak an Arsenal dat can distroy d earth in few hours. I think dis shuld be corrected. Sam Nigeria.

haha dude's that put this up should just take it off it's imposible to make a atmoic bomb with theis ingreadient's it look "cool" saying thies thing's but it's not and why would you put it up on the web! wtf... just take it off because i bet the trrorist ar LFAO in______

This info is actually fairly inaccurate, sadly more accurate info is easily available on web.

Thanks I've never knew how to stop the plutonium from getting out I've been stuck on the problem for about 2 years now thanks again

Lol Student GO ASIAN!!!!!!!!!!!
nuclear bomb is a stupid idea i blame america cuz of them this happen seriously

germany and russia started it america just finished first...all government sucks even yours...

no nuclear is worth it if you are just going to loose your soul in the end i will show you what it means to have the power of god. with the power one can be droped on me and nothing will happen

i hope one does drop on you for saying the same thing belzebu was saying while being sent to "hell" go ahead recomment....

rod, you're wording is absurd and you have poor grammar. we'll all stop looking these things up if you promise me that you're smart enough to spell correctly.

holla, hoe

Beast is right. This is the basic knowledge, and it didn't even tell you to use neutron to initiate the nuclear reaction and how to calculate the critical mass. Atomic bomb is no fun, if you really wanna do something try creating something to absorb the energy of atomic bomb which will make it useless.

this really is not funny or even ammusing- I was just cerious as to how far the web might be able to take me - and sure enough I got this question answered

Wow! This really works! Thank you so much for posting this! My first bomb worked great! Granted, I only tested it in a remote location.... I can't wait to unleash my next two on heavily populated areas! This will do wonders for my political career!

Conclusion...Creating a webpage about making an atomic bomb will generate ongoing ego driven discussions instead of appreciation as educational resource.

you all dont know where to get all these needed things from?
you really suprised me...
Everyone knows santa claus will get you whatever you ask him for christmas!
-Writes letter to santa-
Dear Santa,as i am interested in making nuclear bomb,could you please get me everything i need from here:http://news.softpedia.com/news/How-To-Make-An-Atomic-Bomb-53392.shtml
I promise i will not use it to blow up RAF base,nor any other bases in U.K.
Thank You- Usama Ibn Ladin

Oh btw,im not usama really :p so if you're CIA,FBI or anythin like dat...chill,im not the one ur lookin for lol

This is silly. That's not an atomic bomb; it's a hydrogen bomb (thermonuclear). You'd be hard-put enough to make the atomic primary, much less the hydrogen secondary. Check YouTube in August; I'll have a video titled “How to Make an Atomic Bomb.” It's not so hard. Fortunately, it's impossible to get your hands on weapons-grade uranium and plutonium won't work in a homemade bomb.

I think you all are forgetting the fizzle effect when you don't overcome the critical mass. It will still explode probably, it would just be a small explosion but it would get the point across.

an atomic bomb is a type of nuclear bomb, there are many types of nuclear bombs for example: the mike bomb and alot more. the most power nuclear bomb is the tzar bomb. and nothing is impossible. they say iran has tons of nuclear bombs pointed all over the globe.

Cute article, I don't see what everyone's problem is about an internet how-to on A-bombs. It's all in fun. Thank you Lucian Dorneanu!

Now all I need is the plutonium =D

I would to thank you for your instructions. I made my first bomb andblew up my town so the police can't come and find me because they are dead. How wonderful modern tech is!

You have to be moron to even think of bulding such a divice have you not leared a thing this dose not to be out there for some unstable person to get hold of and try to make one . They are not healthe for mankind or orther living anminals. I say this because I live in Amarillo Texas look up Pantex and you will see why I say this.

this is just rubbish

you traitor Makarov !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you I will nuke America with this. Смерть Америке!

older smoke alarms use uranium

hello every body.....
After reading this kind of information, it seems that withen few years, every country which maintain their electric power plants can do this bcz it is so easy now with some money..........

yur crazy

Wow! That's enlightening;

i like bright things like fire works, matches, the sun, big light bulbs and stuff like that. i would really like a big bright bomb for my very own but i don"t
have my own land where i could blow these bombs up. so for now i play lotto until i win lots of money then watch me play on the fourth of july. thank you for the getting me thinking.
keep looking up. oh every one should
have a good pair of sun glasses.
your new friend w.x.

cool stuff!!!! muhahahahahahaaaaaaa muuuhahahahahahahaaaaa

this is sick
i will bomb anyone who hates this.

Remember kids,
If you use a cell phone for your detonator, list the number on the "do not call list".
Pesky telemarketers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapon_design

Very informative, I'll definately be testing mine out tomorrow! Look out Russia! ;)

lmao i was just bored and im at school got on google looked up how to make a nuclear warhead and this popped up haha wow how much money would you need to have to even do this?

ridiculous iraq never had nukes or nuclear weapons they were against getting nukes because they thought it was CIA trap...... * moron(sigh)

omg so many idiots, as if some one who wanted to seriously attempt this and had the resources would find out how to do it over the internet

Fighting over the internet is like participating in the special olympics, even if you win you're still a retard.
And let me quote the late-great Colonel Sanders who said "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken". lolololol trolls.

A nuke a not hard to make. If you have the time to get hold of the materials. you dont have to use uranium or plutonium there are more reactive elements which are easier to get hold of. these will have a half life which in time will break down to uranium or plutonium one such element is dubnium other is californium. ok you may need to wait 4000-5000 years get the element that you want! Of course you could speed up the half life by placing both of them in a radium box and super heating it. this could if done right would give you your base elements that you need.
Next you need to get the elements to weapon grade, not easy! but if they did it in 1944-1945 then it can done today, it all about using your head.
any one with a motor car engine could it, if only in small amounts but could do it. You also need heavy water which i am not going to tell how to make or way you need it.
once you have all parts to your nuke you need to test it. This is where you may have a trouble as it is unlikly that you have somewhere to test it. without the tests you may have not bothered as with them you cant get it right.

This is old thought......now there are new ideas for using nuclear reaction

i have a very nice idea for using nuclear reaction...UN creates huge react0rs for international energy use..second step explose all the atomic bombs of the world in panama after making it empty of people jut to open the the two ocean to each other then the weather will come back naturally...last step prohibit giving birth for more than one child for all the world and evry body who exeed this number will pay heavy taxes and give freedom of religion for evry human starting from the family not from the nation...the world will be heaven....

this is illegal and extremely dangerous

obviouly, but the thing is if any of yall build it, dammn than ill b pretty surprised, caz dat wud tell me alotta * about u for example

1--one rich as *
2--extremely smart
3--doesnt give a * about what the US is gonna do do u

and if u dont care about number 3 u auto won.

If a nuclear war actually happens i will be fine because I live in Wales in the country side and I doubt anyone is going to nuke Wales, I bet half of you have never heard of Wales, lol.

I have a nuclear bomb already made in my dreams. lol.lol.lol

first of all this cant be true u think the government is gonna let instructions to making the most deadliest and most desructive bomb in the universe be on the internet really get real

OMG! I did it!! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!! GOODBYE STUPID * CITY I LIVED IN!!!

of course the athor of this article doesn;t say that is easy to make a nuke.the problem is:
1.find the scientists
2.find the money
3.find the uranium or plutonium
4.find the material
5.find the place to disguise
6.escape from intelligence
7.escape from inteliggent bombs hunting you.
8.escape from the us goverment
9.pay the taxes!
come on now guys.it is not such an easy thing to make the nuke.be cool!

I tried this. I now have to type with a straw tied between my toes, which funnily enough makes it chafe!! and my doctor told me that he could get me something to solve all this arguing. A REAL NUKE!!! see you in heaven guys :)

One of the problems with nuclear weapons is that after you designed one, you need to test it (ie, detonade it) to verify the design is correct. After a successful explosion everybody knows you have one....

sarcastic,,,isn't it? if only, the A-bomb can be made out of improvised materials from our house basement, well, that would sounds great! but it does't work that way......!

i have no idea why i looked this up and this is never going to aid me in life unless Call Of Duty 10 ever comes out.

* . The Bramhastra we Hindus built in the Vedic Ages was far better than your Atom Bomb.

you guys are idiots i already have an atomic bombs in my shed

wow really

im sure if we all pitched in together we could pull it off

My dad is very rich, how much does all this cost

dude it will cost too much such that none can bare. and it is really very difficult to develop. This is the main reason, all the country in the world not able to make this one. All of us know this basic principle. But if you want to make it then it's seems like impossible. forget about it...and enjoy the greateness of science, which can be use for some development for mankind not for destruction.
Atomic powerplant and research for cancer is really good for mankind.

WTF? is this true!!??

dont listen to the comments dude its just a bunch of idiots with no lives trying to impress some guy on the otherside of the world i will just put it simply for you.

it would be almost improbable for somone to get there hands on plutonium this isnt just some heroin on the steet anyone can get for 50$ plutonium is dangerouse stuff they have 100s of people working around the clock making sure nothing is sold illegaly to some random if there was a black market for plutonium im 100% positive terorists would have used it by now

the instructions used in the short how-to are just the tip of the iceberg it coverst litrerly nothing.

people who comment saying there are private uranium mines in the US are totaly insane thats like saying there is private concentration camps in the US and the govs all chill with that. though you didnt need me to tell you that right?

im pretty sure it wouldn`t work. it says you have to use critical mass which isn`t really right. two sub-critical masses combined wouldn`t be powerful enough to take out a city, you would need multiple pairs of sub-critical masses combined in the so that the shock wave from the first one meets all the others as they detonate for the explosion to be of nuclear proportions. not sure what the spherical implosion of starter explosions is meant to achieve either. i could be wrong though the internet isn`t perfectly reliable

Where the hell does the flux capacitor fit in at?

most of you are FAR from 'educated' or 'civilized' 'men'..Thank God for WoMen..LoL

My father is D.A.Medvedev, he has loads of atomic bombs)))

Insane but ingenius stuff.

I liked this post was a bit wierded out by the Iraqi dealers quote as I believe their WMDs were sanctioned by good old Ronnie, which means any old tinpot dictator can get them from the good old US of A's.

Is there no better choice than using the enriched stuff, I have a limited budget.

Is it good for Humanity?

NOTE:
As soon as this article came out the Uranium and Plutonium stocks rose by 10,000

really funny....but since it is a matter of science, thank you for sharing...We hope the world be free of mass-distruction means and there would be no such evil devices that are aimed to destroy our beuatiful world...we wish a world that no one be killed for what he or she believes and what he or she does'nt...that is the way we are here for....

it has been shown that if it can be done it will be so a improvised weapon will be built, were or by how anyone can gess but on studying nuclear bombs over 25 years to obtain a fission reaction may not be as difficult as scientists state a basic gun type used on hiroshima using stolen elements is the most practical option how fissionable spent fuel is i do not know but it is fissionable so a weapon can be made using this but would fizzel the best way to build a bomb is to steal one as the elements used are impossible to obtain unless stolen from a nuclear site plutonium or uranium can be held in the hands super grade is more stable apparently so theft is probably going to be the rout to obtain the bomb

It's just a post on how to make an atomic bomb... Calm the * down.

WHY YOU POINT ONLY TO RUSSIA OR IRAN, WHY NOT TO FRANCE OR USA, OR ISRAEL AS THE COUNTRIES THAT SELL THIS TECHNOLOGY

In the glory of Allah and al Qur'an thank you for this guide. I will continue my search and revenge on those bastard Americans.

pst, anybody want some coolaid?

Sure, sounds great. Got any bananas to go with that?

You know a good place to find uranium?

Useful!

LOL!!! they said teslar was a mad mumbling scientist inventor...he made the death ray and electricity all in his head...never say never ..there may be other ways unkown to man at this time..but i assure you...some day in the near future we might find out the hard way...the thing is the human mind should never be underestimated under any circumstances..were an evil lot of bastards..and some sick freak of nature is conjuring up some supernatural force to obliterate all civilisation...

that will look good on my shelf

funny stuff. If anyone even attempted to gather the materials, can you say detainment (indefinitely)? Curiosity taken too far will definitely kill the cat, and in this case, no satisfaction will not bring it back

Amazing website, It helped my in my Physics paper: and no It wasn't on world domination. It was on uses of Polonium. Thanks!

although informative, there are a lot of deranged people in the world who feel it there mission to change the way of life as we know it.
Just stop for a moment ,look realy look, and see, The world is fine it's us ! that needs to change not the planet we live on .

cheers Ed.

In case if you all don't know, there's this type of nuclear bomb called tactical nuke. It is cheaper to buy it, 30 millions USD buy I am not sure. It is hard to buy it since it is only available by some former soviet scientist. How do a homemade nuclear bomb looks like ?

The plan for making a small nuke is half baked. You cannot make it with the ingredients that author suggested. You need initiator and that is very difficult to get and not that easy as having a hand on Uranium 235. Not only that, you need to have maraging steel to contain it. The necessary fizing effect is not possible, if you keep it in a tin box or a printing machine that author has suggested. It seems that he is viewing too much of holliwood movies who bent on giving you * & bull stories most of the time. And then what about the triggering device? You cannot trigger it by a flash lamp. I am not a nuclear scientist but have enough theoritical knowledge of physics to know it is not as easy as said.
Regards
P.K.Shome

Thanks for the information! How foolish of you to give away such intel... Let me and my country walk over America's rubble and dead.

Simple nuke uses 2 pieces of Uranium 235, both under critical mass and physically separated by some distance. One of them has some TNT behind it. When that detonates, one piece of U235 flies into the other piece exceeding critical mass. When this happens, "spontanious fission" occurs (much like ordinary alpha or beta radioactve decay, only it generates neutrons instead). The neutrons slam into other U235 atoms causing "triggered fission" events which liberate more neutrons, and then BOOM!!!!! Plutonium is hard to get as it is ONLY used in atomic bombs, but Uranium is fairly easy to get as ore on Ebay. And you only need plutonium if you want to make modern nuke designs. The original atomic bomb "little boy" worked as described above, and it is still easilly enough to wipe out a city (remember Hirioshima). Detonate it on the ground instead of in the sky and it would still wreck a large part of a city (say maybe a 10 to 20 block radius or something massive like that). The most difficult part of the whole thing would be refining that uranium ore you get on ebay (U238 containing minerals) into pure uranium of the right isotope (U235). I remember hearing something about heavy water reactors being one way of making U235. I'm not sure how they work heavy water reactors work or how to build them, but the material you need you can get on Ebay. That is you can by small "element collector" bottles containing heavy water (also known by their chemical name as deuterium oxide) on Ebay.

If the governement think they now everything better,
I think they should face the penalty.
You can't acuse people of crime's they don't commited.
You think it's allright to sentence people to years of punischment !!!!!!
without nowing if they are actualy guilty,
think again bastards, because you are no better then a criminal !!!!!!!!!!!

If you are "not sure how they work" why on earth you are commenting on this thread? Oh, sorry, you can get everything off e-Bay apparently. U238 - done. Now, you only need 6,000 or so gas centrifuges, some real estate to put them on, hire 1,000 or so staff to look after them and off you go. Couple years (and couple billions) later you have your ""BOOM!!!". Good luck...
For those who think that obtaining fissile material is the major effort in creating a bomb you are very much mistaken. Even if you have some 10kg of P239 it is a loooong way to actually build something that will explode.
Even if you manage to buy the complete bomb off e-Bay I am willing to put my bottom dollar you will not be able to set one off.

I googled "how to make an atomic bomb" as a joke and to my surprise 8,000,000 results in 0.11 seconds came up this was the the first website that came up read the "instructions" and found them funny and the comments (at least the 20 that i read) were also funny so i doubt that the FBI or the CIA need to keep the website under survalience. I also doubt that all the steps were included, or even the correct steps. So all the buzz-kills out there for once just have a laugh,or I'm get you.
just kidding((not)ok I am)

Frankly science is good but the innovation of these atomic bombs is only that for killing us that's my wonder?

i googled for curiosity, and i think this is bait or otherwise is not for real...if it was, it already would be wiped out from the net. Specially one so easy to find.

this os amazing my dad runs the nuke facilitty in mexico and now i can nick some plutonium and stuf that i cant spell but everyone who has annoyed me in the last 2 years better look out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so long suckas

i've build things your would never imagine. and even scientists would be looking but i aint telling though but i could change history, but thizz one staying with me GOD BLESS U

iran is being hit by sanctions for doing some work on nuclear meterial but when i look up in google how to make a pizza this is what it turnes op with on auto complete ,how is it people get crazy ideas to do something bad they have google wondering if the police will show up at my doorstep to look for uranium tmrw

I would imagine that if anyone even entered this website, the NSA would be at your house in minutes... Apparently not.

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yeah like anyone is going to be able to afford this

lmfao just read most of the comments. im 13 so it makes sense for me to google this stuff. but people in here are like 30 and stuff. Why are the old people googleing this? really. think about it. all of the commenters had to google how do you make an atomic bomb or something. I bet none of you are even in collage. your all probably bums who live at your moms. I am 13 so hate on me all you want. tell me you actually do have P.h.Ds and whatnot. I dont care. your all idiots.

hmmm, straight forward, was a little curious, knowing is half the battle, the other half is stopping others from knowing ^^

I think that this is so well written but it seems a bit funny.

Don't forget, cellphones may be long range but they are very unreliable as detonators, one wrong number and the bomb goes off when you aren't even outside the Area of Effect.

cheers moight, ill go into my shed right now, ive got it all ready, bin ladin gave it to me before he was killed xD

It does seem very good but to get the materals it would take a long time and also you would need the connections and links to get them and a lot of money and also trying to reason with them on why you would need a Nuclear bomb. But i would suggest getting the Tsar bomba which is very powerful

Everyone on this chain that commented on how this article is going to help random citizens build nukes is either half or fully retarded. Its just nice to know how many stupid people are out there- and thank you for your contributions to society- for without you I would be earning much less than I am now.

thing is, even if you could build the nuke, which is virtually impossible. how would you test it?....

semtex is hard to get? i wonder if Plutonium239 isotope is any easier to get these days.. or at any given time.

informative and humorous. great article

if iran achieves nuclear facilities,it will be war....maybe all humanity will dissapear....and why do we need weapons?we fight for peace with guns in our hands....

Scary

why did america bomb civilians when they could have taken out the milittary base. for every action there is an equal and opposite reation. its not a matter of if.

why is this sight allowed. this is * . there has got to be some law on the internet. this should not be allowed.

You can buy Uranium online. For all of you that seem to think it's impossible to get haha. It's not illegal to own. Now enriched Uranium, that's a different story

Great, that worked a treat and now I have a nuke in my garage. What now?

In Russia, Chuck Norris and I took one of these things you Americans call bombs, * on it, and threw it in the trash dispensary outside our dachas.

Knowledge is very dangerous in the wrong minds,but the Internet is a very good phone book and very good at finding nutters .