How About a Bra to Go with The Boob Flash?

Brooke Hogan might have once worn a dress that looked like it had been stolen from the set of the "Flinstones" movie, but it seems it was silly of me to imagine she actually learned her lesson to know for a fact she was not leaving in a prehistoric world anymore. It's actually quite cool to live in the present day - you know, the 21st century, the communications era, technology and the wonders of modern life. But Brooke, it would seem, knows little about what all this means.

The ultimate proof that the big, big world she lives in is still a mystery for the blond Brooke is the fact that she still seems not to have found out anything about a tiny invention some people like to call "a bra". It's not a very big deal, actually, but a lot of women around the world actually claim it works. It seems to do a little trick called "keeping your boobs together and preventing them from running away". Which is exactly what Brooke's breasts appear to be doing in this photo. Of course, Brooke herself is not helping - and proves she's as much of a bender as any other lady out there.

A bra, you see, also helps give female breasts a nice, rounded shape - making them look like something you wouldn't mind staring at for a (long) while. However, what seems to be hiding under Brooke's tank top, underneath her hoodie, is a pair of square building blocks. I'm not kidding - from this angle, her (barely contained) boobs seem to be very much square in shape. Which means the world is faced with a new mystery, that can only be solved if Brooke bares it all one day and we can actually investigate the problem up close. Photoshop is not welcome, this time around!

I know I may have made fun of Brooke in the past, but one thing is for sure - if I had known that she was in fact ignorant in the ways of the world (instead of just plain stupid, as I used to think - oh, so wrong of me!) I would have cut her a bit more slack. Well, nothing is lost yet - so I promise, from now on, I'll only give good advice and nor mock poor Brooke anymore. Which takes me back to my initial idea. Bras are good for the bod, honey. Wear one.