Here's what might happen when your dog tries to show you how affectionate he is about you. You're hanging out in the living room and Jimmy comes to you, humps your leg or hand, and starts doing the copulating "loco"-motion like there's no tomorrow.
I know you took the poor horny being to the dog therapist and still caught the little monster messing with the bath tub ducks. That didn't work, I guess. Well, here's something that might help fix this inappropriate sexual behavior: Hotdoll, a sex doll for dogs. It's a toy that looks and acts like a (stuffed) hormone-free dog and, of course, it's meant to save you from future hump attacks. That'll keep Jimmy busy even when he's not in heats.
Hotdoll is made from a plastic structure covered with a 1 cm technogel skin. That's definitely not softer than your pyjamas, so prepare taking measures to prevent possible night rides. It's shaped to let Jimmy grabb it easily using his paws and comes in 2 flavours: one colored in white for horny little wining poochs and a black one for hormone infested big dogs. It's especially designed to make it easy for your pooch to "recognize" it even in multiple legs enviroments. Both "models" (ahem) come with orange colored rubber extremities in order to give the doll a good grip on the floor.
And here's the most important part: the pink "port" that gives your pet access to virtual love. Don't forget to wash it regularly and better get 2 dolls, just in case it gets really messy and you don't have time to wash the thing. Once you clean it, you can apply the dog female odor spray that comes along with the doll.
I wonder if Jimmy would be attracted to a tail-free pooch. You (or your dog) can dig for more pictures and details on the "Feeladdicted" website.
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Hotdoll: Sex Toy for Horny Dogs
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