Hilarious Celebrity Quotes, the 2012 Edition

Just like us, stars can sometimes say the most ridiculous things ever

Some years ago, Paris Hilton used to provide a constant source of amusement with her interviews, in which she sometimes slipped genuine pearls of wisdom and ridiculousness. Even though she’s been keeping a low profile as of late, there’s no need to panic: we still have silly quotes from other celebrities.

Stars, they’re just like us. Whether they’re trying to say something really memorable or just don’t think before they open their mouth, they can occasionally say the darndest things.

Sometimes, they simply say silly things because they’re less guarded in their interviews – those are the times we love them the most because they show us that, behind an army of publicists and media people, is a real person.

2012 has been a crazy year and Christmastime is the best occasion to just take a few minutes and have a look back on it.

We’ve had plenty of drama, more than a fair share of scandal, financial problems, losses and controversy. As gossip blogger Perez Hilton notes, we also had a healthy serving of humor and silliness.

Starting from the ridiculous excuses Lindsay Lohan made for herself on the promo trail for what was supposed to be her acting comeback “Liz & Dick,” to the never-ending source of hilarity that is Charlie Sheen and various quotes from the “Twilight” cast, below is confirmation that this year was indeed a fun one.

You know, just in case you still had doubts.

Without further ado, check out some of the craziest and funniest things celebrities said in 2012. Happy Holidays everyone!

“I say to my daughter, ‘That outfit is a little bit too risqué or revealing’ and she looks at me and says, ‘That's rich coming from you’.” – Madonna to her 15-year-old daughter Lourdes Leon, January 2012

“[Our relationship is] very Sonny and Cher after the divorce.” – Jennifer Lopez talking about working with her ex-husband Marc Anthony, January 2012

“Would he be playing me, or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?” - Reese Witherspoon addressing the rumor that Justin Bieber wanted to remake her 1996 film “Fear,” February 2012

“I do destroy men on a weekly basis. It's like a hobby. I'm like a praying mantis. They [sleep with] me, and then I eat them.”- Ke$ha on her relationships with men, February 2012

“It's almost as laughable as accusing Fox News of being news.”- Miss Piggy, in reference to Fox Business Network claiming that The Muppets had an anti-oil agenda for kids, February 2012

“I'm done with being a bitter witch.” - Adele after her big Grammy win, February 2012

“I've forgotten that movie… it was a silly romcom.”- Richard Gere on his least favorite film he's made, “Pretty Woman”

“We do look very different, we're older. Leo's 37, I'm 36 — we were 21 and 22 when we made that film. You know, he's fatter now — I'm thinner.” - Kate Winslet on her and Leonardo DiCaprio's “Titanic” transformations, April 2012

“At the end of the day, I just know I'll probably have the worst, spoiled little kid ever.”- Jay-Z on baby Blue Ivy Carter, May 2012

“It's really funny, the last one. I mean, funny and completely insane. There's Jacob falling in love with my daughter, who grows into an 11-year-old in three months! There were so many scenes where it felt so bizarre.” - Robert Pattinson on the ridiculousness of “The Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn Part 2,” June 2012

“I've kind of tried to adjust my life to have a little more private life. My life is very public and so I get that, but if you can choose to have a little bit of a private life I would choose that over other things now, where I probably wouldn't have before.” - Kim Kardashian on the importance of privacy.

“I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry.” - Kristen Stewart's public apology to boyfriend Robert Pattinson after her affair with her “Snow White and the Huntsman” director Rupert Sanders, July 2012

“I want to be a doctor, a nurse, a hair saloner, a makeup saloner, work at Wal-Mart, work at Kmart, work at McDonald's where I can eat all the chicken nuggets and work at a hotel so I can go swimming. And I wanna be a mama too!” - Honey Boo Boo's career aspirations, August 2012

“Why did I get put in jail and Nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?” - Lindsay Lohan's tweet referring to Amanda Bynes' legal troubles, September 2012

“I was the UN.” - Keith Urban joking about his position in the feud between fellow American Idol judges, Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj, October 2012

“She smells like roses and angel tears.” - Stephen Colbert after meeting Oprah, October 2012

“Grown men were weeping. Hopefully it's because I didn't sound bad.” - Justin Timberlake when asked about his serenade to new wife Jessica Biel as she walked down the aisle, October 2012

“When I eventually looked in the mirror I just thought I looked like my gay brother.” - Anne Hathaway after cutting her hair short for her role in “Les Miserables”

“I'm bored! I'm so bored!” - Lindsay Lohan, as Elizabeth Taylor, expressing how all her viewers were feeling during Lifetime's Liz & Dick, November 2012

“With Angus' Hale-Bopp-like meltdown, it is radically clear to me that the show is cursed.” - Charlie Sheen in response to his former “Two and a Half Men” co-star Angus T. Jones' rant over the sitcom, December 2012


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