Here Comes the Pammy Sex Tape, Too!

Pamela Anderson and new husband Rick Salomon have apparently been on a sex-athlon since they married. I am absolutely positive that word actually doesn't exist, but, since Pammy's very existence is a premiere (as no one can deny that the boobalicious actress is a world-acknowledged sex symbol who pretty much made history), we'll just go with that - because anyway, I'm pretty sure you all get the message. Not that I was expecting anything less from Pammy, but, since she's decided to make it all public, I would now venture as far as to say that her continuous sex romps with hubby Rick have "leaked sex tape" written all over them.

After all, the, ahem, love story between the "Baywatch" thespian and the professional poker player Rick Salomon kicked off as a mere game of hazard, a classic sex-for-money torrid adventure. OK, who am I kidding - feel free to go and call Pam a whore, since that's pretty much the ugly word that defines trading sex for money. Anyway, as we all know, the two married in a rushed Las Vegas Wedding in October, and the most interesting outcome is that she is a wife again. Pammy seems to have dropped the partying and is only interested in getting her groove on in bed.

"I'm the happiest I've ever been. We're good for each other. We're in every night - having sex!" she stated. As I was telling you before, the pair had been friends for years but got together after Pammie lost too many poker games to Salomon and he offered to clear her debt in return for sex. The wedding took place in the hour between magician Hans Klok's stage shows, in which the blonde actress stars as his assistant. Asked if she rushed into the marriage with Salomon - co-star of Paris Hilton's notorious sex tape 'One Night In Paris' - Pammie replied: "Nah. I make all of my decisions in about five minutes". Well, that explains the Tommy Lee and Kid Rock marriages, I suppose - but what about Salomon?

The fact is, I'm quite looking forward to what's going to happen next. It's so exciting, waiting for a sex tape to hit! Any day now we'll hear that the couple's house was broken into, or that some unknown thug got away with Pammy or Rick's private digital camera or laptop (gotta give Kim Kardashian props for coming up with that scenario) and the rest will once again be history. So, fingers crossed, everyone, and heads up - we'll keep you posted.