Here Comes the Dirt! Everyone, Watch Out!

Well, we all knew this would happen and here it is. Entertainment Tonight scored, and scored big time - as is has just been revealed that they're about to air a series of interviews featuring Britney's paparazzi boyfriend Adnan Ghalib. Oh, and here comes the shocker: apparently, Adnan claims that he wasn't paid for dissing all the dirt on Britney. Now this is a really good one. So, are we all supposed to think that the fame-loving paparazzi is NOT spilling out his deepest, darkest secrets in exchange for a huge paycheck? Why else then? Simply because he wants to see himself on TV? I doubt that. But I shudder to think what is about to come out of Adnan's mouth, particularly after all the rumors we heard concerning his and Britney's exploits. You can watch a preview HERE - and keep your fingers crossed for more of the same.

I mean, let's just think: as far as we know (and I'm not doing an accurate review here, just using what I can remember from over the past days) Britney and Adnan flew to Mexico, flew back (in a private jet, no less, so there was plenty of time for engaging in... ahem, otherwise shameful activities), had sex in the dressing room of a clothes shop, went for aimless drives every night... not to mention the fact that they were together the day Britney famously drove to the door of the court house and then fled in "fear" of the horde of paparazzi waiting for her to show up. They also spent New Year's Eve together and checked in and out of hotels like they were coming in and out of their own kitchen. So, just imagine the possibilities: sex tapes galore, shots of Britney naked in a tub filled with Cheetos, shots of Britney parading naked in front of her kids (pre-meltdown, I mean)... My stomach probably needs a short break at this point, as I just had lunch. Silly me.

As for the whole "Adnan claiming he wasn't paid for the interview" part, I personally believe it's a technicality, or simply a downright lie to boost his credibility. It simply doesn't make sense. I mean, the paparazzi has been peddling round photos, stories and even text messages he received from the singer, and has reportedly been asking for a lot of money in exchange of his goods. So no, I'm not buying a "speaking for free" story, not for the world. But I am looking forward to hearing the story as such, although I probably won't be eating for a few days once I get to hear the finer details. But it's Britney, bitches - anything is possible. Which makes everything about ten times more exciting.