Kim K. seems to be doing her best to keep herself in the news lately. And it's sure working out - only this time, it's not another Playboy party or another night of tush-shaking under the lustful eye of...well, every man in this country. Kim, it seems, has grown up and started playing with the big toys now - no pun intended - you'll see what I mean when I tell you what this is all about. But I must give Kim props - I always suspected she was not as dumb as some would make her look, but now I have confirmation she may be among the smartest bitches in Hollywood. And I use the term in the best, most appreciative way possible.

The story goes like this: our darling Kim was traveling with her sister Kourtney (I always thought there were too many "Ks" in their names for their own good) from New York to Las Vegas, when she allegedly had some things stolen from her luggage. A source said that while Kim and Kourtney were at the airport , a number of paparazzi and Delta employees asked for her autograph; while Kim was busy signing and posing for pictures, she claims someone went through her luggage and got away with various possessions, among which $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch and Kim's laptop and digital camera.

First of all, this story seems a little too good to be true. In other words, I smell a rat - well, a set up in any case. I mean, how stupid can you be not to notice someone searching through your luggage, especially if you know you've got very valuable stuff in there? Such as, let's see...oh, yeah, a laptop AND a camera. Who wants to bet we'll soon have another Kim K. sex tape on the loose, possibly even racier than the first? It's the perfect setup - and Kim has the best alibi in the world. Her laptop and camera were stolen, right - so no one would ever suspect Kim of foul play. No word yet on what kind of materials she had on the stolen laptop and camera, but there's really no need - we can pretty much work it out by ourselves.

It's even more suspicious, however that someone in Kim's position (OK, I admit it, I can't think of any non-sexual metaphors right about now) didn't pay more attention to her laptop and camera, especially since she had been around the sex tape block one time before. So, back to my bet - and my remark about Kim's intellect - I give it one month tops before we see Kim naked, doing nasty things to yet another guy. Not that I'm complaining...but I would recommend she works a bit more on the scenarios. Well, maybe on sex tape number three.