No, this is definitely NOT a horror movie. But really, I'm beginning to feel sorry about not posting a NSFW warning somewhere in the headline, because I feel some of you might actually get scared by this photo. But wonder no more - it's not a trailer for Rob Zombie's latest horror movie, it's the comeback poster for the "Scary Movie" franchise, it's none other than Michael Jackson out shopping at Barnes&Noble. I hate to sound all "Phantom of the Opera" here, but what in the world happened to his face? It looks like it's completely falling apart and some apprentice plastic surgeon just put it back together with little pieces of tape. It's truly scary!

I have no idea if Jacko had even more work done to his face, but somehow I have a feeling it didn't go very well. In any case, I hope it's not MORE surgery, since the legendary singer is also famed for having had about a million chin implants, nose reconstructions and a horde of other procedures that left his face looking like a sort of horror mask from the Middle Ages. Despite everybody knowing and talking about his plastic surgery addiction, it's interesting to note that to this day, Michael has only admitted to having about two cosmetic surgeries. He probably meant two surgeries every week for 15 years. Yes, that's more like it.

The fact is, they shouldn't allow him in public looking like that. In all honesty, he's scary. And wasn't he the one who always appeared in court wearing a surgical mask, allegedly to protect him from germs? Has he suddenly become less hygiene-conscious? I know he used to be a great singer... I know he changed pop history and was the idol of a whole generation, but really, I think that he should allow us all to keep him in mind as he used to be when he first became famous, an immensely talented young man and then adult who trilled the world with his talent - not the sobbing, look-at-me-I'm-a-victim guy who speaks in a whisper, sobs and roams the bookshops looking like Frankenstein's first cousin.