Hello, Sexy!

Britney Spears is officially a lost cause in what concerns her fashion taste. Of course, when we put these two terms together, we're kinda left with the feeling that, since she lets herself go out looking like this, we should rather be talking about a lack of taste in general. No woman should actually wear outfits like these, unless the line of profession she's in implies standing at the corner of the street, one foot on the wall beside her and a condom always ready in her colored purse. Or if she's blind or broke.

But that's not the worst part of Britney's outfit, although you have to admit it is the most shocking. We're not about to get into that debate that has been tearing the Internet apart as to this outfit being fit for a mother of two (mothers can dress slutty, too!) or not, focusing instead only on the horrendousness that is the outfit on our fav American pop idol. I call it 'outfit' for lack of a better term to refer to it - I would call it a dress if it didn't look that much as a see-through top, and I would call it a top if it didn't try to resemble a dress. Also, I would even go as far as calling that pink bra a bikini top but who am I to raise to the high level of sophistication Britney has been displaying lately?

Bottom line: Brit Brit needs to hire herself a stylist stat! Aside from those horrible cowboy hats she's been sporting lately (as if we didn't already know that she shaved her head), homegirl needs to buy herself a new pair of boots and stockings! Really, if anyone of us had her money, we would be wearing like three pairs of fishnet pantyhose at the same time, just to show we can afford them all! I know I would...

In case you haven't been following our daily chronics on Britney's turn-for-worse fashion endeavors, let me just tell you that this is like the fifth time that she has been spotted with those exact fishnets. How do I know that it's the same pair, you ask? Well, from the holes in them... Which is not cool by the way and which also makes me ask myself a very gross question: ya think she washed them after each outing? I mean, if she didn't bother to throw them out and buy a new pair, you think she found the time to put them in the washer or something? Gross. But I told you so...

As for the rest of the things Britney threw on her body and then went out, I have to admit it's the saddest combination I have ever seen. And, by that, I mean the ugliest and most disadvantageous. Not even the fact that she lost some weight can help her out of this one. Let's just hope that, once she's back on the music stage, someone will hire her a stylist and everything will be back to normal.