Heidi Klum Talks Sex, Seal and Getting Naked

Heidi Klum is either very silly or...well, very silly. OK, I admit, I actually wanted to put "stupid" instead of silly, but I thought it would sound a little rough. But first, let's talk genetics here: are we sure Heidi and that fat-mouthed sex-addicted media slut that is Jordan are not somehow related? Because I am starting to see a pattern of behavior here, and it's all about constantly being under the narcissistic delusion that the whole wide world wants to hear about their sex life and (s)exploits. I think someone should run a test, I'm sure we could all find out some very interesting stuff.

Heidi apparently decided to go public saying that she wants to emulate Christina Aguilera's kinky ways and wants to have so-called "Naked Sundays" with her singer husband, Seal. The German supermodel is planning to follow in Christina's footsteps and spend one day stark naked. "You know Christina Aguilera has 'Naked Sundays'? I might have to copy her and do that. I'll do 'Seal and Heidi's Naked Sunday.' " Yes, very clever. I can almost hear her laughing stupidly when she said that. Just like Jordan. I smell a rat here. My bet is… they're sisters and have been separated at birth.

Heidi and her husband have two sons, Henry, two, and 11-month-old Johan, as well as Heidi's three-year-old daughter Leni from a previous relationship. The couple recently revealed baby Johan is ruining their sex life - and this is probably where all the sex craze started. "Our youngest is now 11 months old, so I've told Heidi we're booting him out of the bedroom. I'm not having it any more. This is the longest time I've known Heidi without her being pregnant. She's got her body back and it's real good fun!"

Heidi, however, really wanted to prove that she does have a brain, or that a portion of her brain is not thinking about sex all the time, but the best she could come up with was a joke about Britney Spears. Heidi, honey, I'm sorry to break it to you like that but Britney Spears jokes are like so last year's thing. Heidi sarcastically told US chat show host Ellen DeGeneres that the Britster gave her a handful of useful parenting tips. OK, we get it, it was funny for about one second but really, is this the best you can do?

"We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn't know. You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea. It's very clever. I learned a lot of things". Ha, ha. Yes, we're all rolling on the floor, laughing. Well, what can I say - as in Jordan's case, too much thinking about sex will make your brain implode. Get naked, already, and stop the talking. It's really making our heads hurt.