Heather Mills Sabotages Sir Paul's Holiday

Heather Mills is in the running for the prestigious "most bitchy celebrity ever to see the light of day" title, and although there is heavy competition for the part, it totally looks like she will end up being crowned queen of the always-ranting, perpetually bitching gold diggers. Although her divorce from Beatles legend Paul McCartney has officially been finalized, Mills seems to permanently think of ways to make her former husband's life a living hell. Latest discovery? She can use her own daughter to inflict as much damage as possible on Sir Paul. When it comes to getting your vengeance, even cruelly exploiting your own child is fair game, right? It would appear that in Mill's deranged universe, anything goes. As a result, Heather has taken to sabotaging Sir Paul and daughter Bea's Morocco holiday under the pretext of caring for her strictly vegan diet.

McCartney and Bea are set to enjoy some time relaxing in an exclusive five-star hotel called La Gazelle d'Or in Morocco; Mills, who is reportedly unhappy with the amount of time her daughter is spending with her father, took it upon herself to ruin any hope of peace and quiet for her former husband and started faxing the hotel staff pages and pages of instructions on what her 4 year-old daughter is allowed to eat. "Paul booked the break for some quality time with Bea. Now he's found out that Heather has been driving the hotel staff mad, faxing both the head chef and manager instructions and recipe suggestions for Bea. Paul is furious. He is perfectly capable of looking after his own daughter - especially after successfully bringing up his other children on vegetarian diets," stated a source.

At present, however, another main reason for general concern should be Heather Mills and the fact that she's still allowed to walk the streets freely, without being forced to take a prolonged to a residual anger management course. One can't help but ask himself, how does someone become so insensitive to the feelings of others, so monstrously self-absorbed and intrusive? Was she born like this or has she simply acquired her utter shamelessness throughout the course of her life? Those, however, are probably questions for the Ages. The fact is, Mills has found a way to aggravate her former husband even further and ruin any chance of properly bonding with his own daughter. We can't help wondering what Heather Mills will be up to next. On second thought, maybe that's not such a good thing to ask in the first place.