Harry Potter Is Desperate for Sex

17-year-old Daniel Radcliffe has announced that he wants to have sex with as many of his adoring female fans as possible

By on July 7th, 2007 09:05 GMT
Daniel Radcliffe, the 17-year-old actor that plays Harry Potter, has revealed to the world that he wants to have sex, lots of it, with as many girls as possible, because he is famous and chicks want him. That's basically it. Let's break it down a little.

Daniel Radcliffe was chosen out of tens of thousands of little boys to portray the world's famous Harry Potter in the seven movies of the series. That was seven years ago and he has become a true idol in the hearts of kids worldwide ever since. Now some of his fans have grown with him and they can probably understand the hormones that run through Daniel's brain.

But Daniel keeps forgetting something very important. The adventures of the young wizard are so captivating that kids who are unable to read yet are asking their parents to tell them the story of Harry Potter. And they consider him a role model too. I know that the role model bit is not something he wants, but it comes with the stardom status.

And because small children are watching, you can't go out and shout to the world: "Hey everybody, I'm a horndog! Bring on the girls!"

That being said, let's have a closer look at Daniel's sexual desires. He says that he is 17, which makes him too young to settle down. So he wants to have as many relationships with no strings attached. And he doesn't care about the reasons why the girls want to be with him. It makes no difference to him if they like him or if they like that he's an actor. As long that he's getting some, that's fine with him.

Don't kid yourself Daniel: when you say actor you're only talking about your part as Harry Potter. People don't really know what else you did.

He does have one word of caution for his legion of adoring female fans. They can't call him "Harry" in the sack. If that happens, they're out the back door. However, he indicated that it has never happened to him before.

Hey, everybody is entitled to his own opinion, as I am entitled to mine. I have a question. Is it just me or is Daniel Radcliffe using Harry Potter to get some dirty action? And it's not like he is doing this discretely. Hell no! He is advertising himself to the world. The kid practically said: "I play Harry Potter! To those of you girls that dig me, come right in"!

Really sad...

1 Comment