Halo 3 Porn - Bound to Happen

What, you can't believe that they're associating your favorite first-person shooter with porn, right? To be honest with you, I was beginning to worry that they hadn't done it already. How could a title such as Halo 3 be skipped by porn. Well, soft porn that is. The image you see on the left "reveals" one of the Suicide Girls, Alaina, stripping out of a Master Chief armor.

The Suicide Girls are well known for driving gamers crazy, as they've had quite a few video-game-related appearances in this manner. But just when I was reading about this (via Kotaku), seeing the word "striptease" made me recall an older piece of news, containing both the terms "Master Chief armor" and "striptease."

Just a couple of weeks ago, Gizmodo's Addy Dugdale wrote about this superb looking complete Master Chief armor, available for purchase on eBay (it's still there if you're interested in getting one for yourself), stating the following: "I. Want. This. I want to stomp down Fifth Avenue in it. I want to dance on the subway. I want to hitch-hike to California. And most importantly, I want to do a striptease out of this Master Chief Suit."

What's so special about Master Chief's armor that it makes everyone want to strip out of it? Who cares? But it's obvious that Bungie and Microsoft aren't letting the franchise fade into the dark so easily. Rumor had it that Halo 3 ended the trilogy making it a "that's that for the Halo series", but when you see the impact that it has on everyone's lives... it's just too good to let go, period.

Alaina must have been very careful taking the armor off, as she hasn't got a single scratch on her luscious body. As for the helmet... well, that must be the luckiest helmet in the world!