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Hair Is Best on a Woman's Head!

Back from the 15th century, the comedienne Mo'nique does social events

By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor

19th of October 2006, 12:52 GMT

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I know, you look at this photo and you probably wonder 'What is up with it? There's nothing wrong here'. Well, I presume you are curious enough to skip the text and get down right to the second picture that shows you exactly what's wrong with it.

I assure you that it is not a fake and it's not a joke either. The funny girl Mo'nique (also known as a very active supporter of Miss Fat) and the 'celebrity' likely to host the spin-off to the VH1 hit 'Flavor of Love' can teach wax technicians a thing or two about their useless, petty little lives.

Apparently, they (the technicians) are of no use to us girls, as neither are such evil devices, concocted by some sick mind, like razors, waxing creams or hair removal machines. They are, indeed, the work of the Lord of Darkness himself and should be kept away from all women on earth, who must reach back to their roots and let all their bodily hair grow.

No, I'm just messing with you. But I imagine that's what went through Mo'nique's mind right before attending the recent Black Movie Awards. I couldn't, even if I wanted to, say something bad about the way she looked: she is elegant and not trying too hard to stand out in the crowd. But to wear a dress and not shave her legs before getting into a dress is... well, I'm speechless for the first time in my entire life!



A couple of final words: this is worse than Paris and Lindsay's flashing their panty-less crotches in front of the cameras. At least they took care to wax before that! HERE's a link to get a better view. Follow the link with Mo'nique's name.


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