Do not be deceived: although celebrities have all the money in the world and lots of time on their hands to go to spas, massages and do exercise, they too have issues with their bodies. That doesn't make it right or less upsetting, though...

Case study: Mischa Barton of 'The O.C.' fame. She began her career as a model (whaaaat??? with those legs and that saggy ass?) and then moved to television. Slowly, she started to be recognized as one of the most gorgeous ladies of the young generation in Hollywood but, I have to say, her being labeled as such was always pretty confusing to me.

As far as I'm concerned, Mischa is neither sexy nor beautiful. Even more, she is not even attractive in the most common sense of the word. Yet, repeatedly, she was named as the best looking young actress and then topped all the charts of best dressed celebrities. While this may be beyond my power of comprehension, maybe you can shed some light on what is the big fuss around her.

Let's have a look at the first photo, if you please. Here is Mischa getting out of her car to run some errands. Actually, this is Mischa's back view, complete with saggy butt and lots of cellulite. The second photo shows us that this is really her, in case you had any doubts. I assure you, these pictures are not fake.

Leaving aside the heinous outfit (what, are the '90s back already?), I can think only of a couple of things to say: number one, that hat is not going to fool anyone into believing that you are hot when you're not (unless you wear it on your ass and your cellulite isn't showing anymore) and number two, get thee to a freaking gym. You are young, rich and famous: it's the least you could do for us, the poor guys who pay for your salary.

This being said, I truly believe Mischa is a talented actress and a stunning young lady...