The once too-hot-to-even-look-at actor celebrated his independence from former girlfriend Spanish mamacita Penelope Cruz by getting numb drunk and making a total ass of himself.

Matthew went to Costa Rica, to party in style, and reports say that there was a three-day bander that lead him to appear in such pictures as these. He was seen partying on the beach, looking completely intoxicated, dancing, singing and even writhing in the sand. We can all see from the pictures that these are not merely 'rumors': the sweaty face and the absence of shoes or shirt make words almost redundant.



We abstain ourselves from further comment regarding his not so desirable anymore physique and add only that, immediately after the 4th of July binge ended, he became the cute and quiet guy that we all know and took to cycling again with his best friends, Jake Gyllenhaal and Lance Armstrong.