Were I to write 'Breaking News: Paris Hilton flashes her ass', I would probably become the only person in this world to show that I'm living in total and complete ignorance. Blissful ignorance? Hell, yes! However, joking aside, this is breaking news: Paris is wearing underwear... AGAIN!

I was telling you yesterday that the heiress is in Ireland now, where she and 'The Heiress', her latest entrepreneurial endeavor, are stinking the streets of Dublin. But being in a foreign country doesn't mean that you have to give up your old habits and, after only one microsecond of thought, anyone can realize that one of Hilton's favorite pastimes is that of showing off her goods to the entire world.

So, after she attended the launch of her new fragrance, which will probably be bought only by the wannabe girlies who came at the big 'ceremony', Paris probably thought of showing those 'loyal fans' of her from Ireland which is the exact cause for which she is so famous. Like, 'the most famous person on earth', as she recently claimed.

Said and done. Paris, wearing a very short dress, as short as they wore it back in the '80s, leaned into her car and, obviously, flashed her tooshie. Nothing new here, is it? But to wear underwear (for the second time in a row) is... wow, I'm speechless! I imagine her mother (and all those who know her) must be so proud... Who wouldn't be, with a daughter like that?