Give Your 2-Year Old a Grammy-Style Birthday Party

No, I'm not advertising anything – and I certainly didn't decide to take up a job as an event organizer. It's just that sometimes, when I think about Hollywood and all the crazy celebrities who reside there, I can't help myself wondering how come the whole place hasn't exploded yet with all the over-inflated egos. The crazy race for the bigger house, the bigger paycheck, the most extravagant party and the most striking and elaborate clothes is still on – and by the looks of it, toddlers are stepping up the game and claiming more and more attention by the day. And what better example than Tom Cruise, who decided that when his daughter Suri turns two next month, he wants her birthday party to be the talk of the day among the proud representatives of the 2 to 5 year-old celebrity demographics.

The fact is, Tom Cruise and his wife Katie Holmes have asked none other than the very famous and much hyped British music producer Mark Ronson to DJ Suri's second birthday party. Apparently, Tom and his wife are planning a birthday extravaganza, and are keen to have Ronson in charge of the music. I'm not going to say that most two year-olds usually want clowns, painted faces, chocolate cakes and lots of balloons for their birthdays – this is Suri Cruise, after all. Her parents (well, her dad most of all) believe that their little robot-looking daughter has already lived for millions of years under a different form, and so she pretty much knows everything there is to know about... well, most things on this planet. Which means that she'll be perfectly capable of enjoying Mark Ronson's music first hand.

As it happens, the famous British producer was the official DJ when Tom married Katie in Italy at the end of 2006, where he apparently managed to impress Cruise by playing a remixed version of the "Top Gun" theme. I don't know if Tom Cruise has asked Mark Ronson to DJ his daughter's birthday party because he appreciates his work or because Ronson once pleasantly tickled his ego – or simply because he enjoys his music and wants his daughter to have only the best of everything. Kinda hard to decide, really – but to be honest, I doubt the two-year old girl would care.


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