Gisele Bundchen Naked in Midtown Manhattan

Gentlemen, it would seem that your prayers have been answered. So, for those of you lucky enough to be living in New York City, make sure you clear a couple of hours of your schedule every day, just in case you need to go out and see... well, one of the best things you will probably ever lay your eyes on – the lovely Gisele Bundchen naked, running down Broadway. I'm not kidding, and this is not some sort of media fabrication: Gisele herself made the pledge, and now she has little choice but to go through with her decision. Or face the consequences – which I think would mainly consist of a horde of angry naked men running down Broadway in protest. Now how many of you could handle that?

The story goes like this. Tom Brady (whom we all know to be Gisele's boyfriend) plays quarterback for the New England Patriots and his team just lost the Superbowl to the New York Giants – which means that Gisele will have to fulfill a little promise she made prior to the big game. "If the Pats lose, I’ll run naked through Mid-Town Manhattan", she stated. Of course, now that it's actually happened and she's faced with actually keeping true to her word, Giselle is having second thoughts – but funnily enough it's not shame that's giving her cold feet, but rather the scale and logistics of pulling off such a stunt.

"It was a mistake and I'm sorry I said it. I don't know what I could have been thinking -- Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It'd take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street", she stated. "And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How 'bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day... will that work?" OK, I must admit that she managed to be funny on this – something I wouldn't have given her credit for before. So we'll forgive her for now, and look forward to seeing that aforementioned naked poster of hers. But who knows – maybe she'll just wake up one day and decide to keep her promise after all. Stranger things have happened.


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