Girls Aloud Scared by a Naked Lesbian Stalker

I must admit this piece of news really made me have a good, honest laugh. I'm not particularly a fan of Girls Aloud, but I would really have thought they had a better sense of humor and slightly more guts. The fact is, the five singers were apparently terrified and decided to step up security after finding a naked lesbian stalker in their dressing room. Um...naked stalker? Call me irresponsible, but I find it a little funny. I mean, I'm sure it must have been terrifying and all...but really, now, five against one? What were the odds?

The sexy girl group (made up of Cheryl Cole, Nadine Coyle, Sarah Harding, Nicola Roberts and Kimberley Walsh) started taking their own safety more seriously since the naked incident and have hired five former SAS guards to serve as personal protectors. This happened after the group discovered they had become the target of an obsessed fan, who broke into their dressing room and was waiting for them backstage following their performance at London's G-A-Y club on Saturday. A lesbian stalker in a club called G-A-Y. What were the odds...

"Originally they were a bit shocked when they found her there, but laughed it off. But then they started thinking about the serious nature of the situation" a source stated. "It's a little unnerving, this woman has been following them everywhere. So they decided to get a guard each so that no one is ever put at risk." It is believed the woman staged the stunt as a birthday present for Sarah who turned 26 on Saturday and Kimberley who celebrates her 26th birthday today. Such a thoughtful stalker, too. I'm sure the girls flipped out and spoiled the surprise. How horrible of them.

However, it seems that the naked stalker was a bad ending for a bad night. The evening didn't start well for the girls either. Nicola was left in floods of tears just minutes before taking to the stage following a vicious argument with boyfriend Carl Davis, who stormed into the girls' dressing room and almost hit his girlfriend. Personally, I think that guy should be much more of a concern for the girls than any naked lesbian stalker out there. But I may be a little subjective.