14 DAY TRIAL // No need to worry, boys and girls! If you have trouble finding a Wii console in time for this Christmas, Santa Claus himself will come straight to your home and deliver it! Of course, being a good child all year long is no longer enough for Santa, because now he wants about 10,000 US dollars for such a gift, with a starting bid of $4000. Everything on eBay.
Here are the exact words of Santa: "I (Santa) will make a special stop prior to getting my reindeer ready for that long trek across the world delivering toys to the good little boys and girls!! I (Santa) will personally stop by your home a week prior to Christmas (in full Santa costume) and give your special boy or girl a Christmas he/she will never forget!! Of course it will be special, as Santa will be stopping by your home or party, prior to going to anyone else's home". Okay, you can start laughing now.
What's even greater than this promotional message is the way it ends: "Your son or daughter must have been a little angel this year!!" Two exclamation marks, indeed, and indeed angels they must've been for someone to order them a $10,000 Wii console. Weeeee!
Probably reindeer fuel is more expensive this year and surely Santa started to hate the cold weather from the North Pole, since his location, as stated on eBay, is now Southern Comfort, Tennessee. And Santa will only deliver this present somewhere in the United States. So, if you are there, if you are willing to pay up to $10,000 for a Wii console with a one year warranty and the Wii sports game disc included and if you want Christmas to start one week earlier, go for it and make a bid. You will be the first. Ho! Ho! Ho!