George Clooney Has an Anti-Marriage Shrine

George Clooney's relationship with current girlfriend Sarah Larson may have broken all records and tabloid predictions; however, every day, more funny and bizarre details seem to emerge, making it clear that America's most lovable bachelor is not likely to give up his title anytime soon. It was widely rumored that when the media started contemplating a possible Larson - Clooney engagement about a month ago, George immediately suspected Larson herself leaked the news in an effort to force him into commitment, and promptly dumped the former cocktail waitress. The two eventually reconciled, but only after George made it perfectly clear that he's never walking down the aisle again. And now, yet another funny "Clooney hates marriage" rumor has emerged, claiming that the actor keeps an "anti-marriage" shrine in his home, just in case he might begin to contemplate tying the knot again.

The National Enquirer, which broke the story, claims that Clooney keeps his wedding ring from his first marriage (which lasted from 1989 to 1993), along with other three rings from three of his friends who also got divorced, strung on a ribbon tied between two candlesticks - as a comic memorial to marriage and his determination never to get hitched again. "George has assembled an anti-marriage shrine by stringing his old wedding ring and those of three other buddies on a ribbon and tying it between two candlesticks. It’s not like he has anything against the institution of marriage, it’s just not for him," a friend of the actor's told the newspaper. "He doesn’t think a piece of paper telling you you’re married makes much sense. George’s homemade memorial is his personal tribute to staying single," the same friend added.

Of course, Clooney is a man who comes across as having a great sense of humor, so the whole "marriage memorial" could simply be one of those boyish half-serious jokes - or not. "[A]s far as tying the knot again, George has said ‘Been there, done that, won’t do it again’. That’s how he’s explained his wedding ring memorial," his friend explains. In which case, if Sarah Larson really wants to hold on to her man, she'd do well to start researching how to brew up a love potion. One of the model's former boyfriends claimed in a recent interview that Larson is into naked, potion-fueled sex in the woods, so a love potion would probably be right up her street. This could all result in a spectacular witch-to-bachelor battle of wills, so stay tuned for more news on the bizarre couple.



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