Genius! Paris Buys Dog with Matching Wonky Eye!

I'm still on a Paris Hilton pics ban, as I said yesterday but, unfortunately, I can't do the same for all topics related to her. And especially now that she's displaying such mind-blowing PR skills like this I'm gonna tell you about. Ignoring her would be like ignoring... I don't know what! I simply can't imagine a life without Paris because she's very talented and classy and beautiful and truly a source of inspiration for me.

And, just to prove you guys that she is indeed one of the smartest and slickest women to have ever walked this earth, ch-ch-check this out! Paris Hilton can't get enough satisfaction out of three new puppies so she bought a fourth one. But this little Chihuahua is not just your regular pet, he is very special for his wonky eyes that match Paris', as you can very well see for yourselves in that first photo.

I know Hilton buying a new dog is not actually newsworthy, since she seems to do that every two days. But, can you imagine what must have gone through her mind when she picked him up? It must have been something like: [Getting into her 'pondering' pose - you know, the one with the tip of the finger at the corner of the mouth] 'Hm! What to do, what to do to get people stop talking and making fun of my wonky eye? Ooooh, I know! I'm gonna buy, like, a dog with one! Yeah! I'm smart! And that's hot!'. Can you spell genius?

So, in this way, Paris has managed to show us once again that she is the queen of all media: she wanted to divert our attention from her wonky eye to the dog's and she succeeded (proof: me writing this post). Obviously, you can't buy intelligence. What you can buy, instead, is a pooch that gets you more coverage. Honestly, I have nothing against the poor pooch: it's not its fault that its eye is a bit off. On the contrary, I kinda feel for it since it has to live with Paris for the rest of its life. Or� until it runs away. Or she loses it. That got me thinking: anyone knows where's Tinkerbell?

You have two photos here for comparison: the first one is with the adorably wonky pooch and the second one is with the not so adorable Paris (or a part of her, you know because of the ban). Man, I'm still amazed she had the inspiration to do that! Oh, who am I kidding? I'm actually amazed Paris had the intelligence to get out of bed that day and put on a pair of underwear. Now, that's where her 'genius' abilities really deserve to be mentioned!