Free New Eurochocolate PS3 Consoles Surface in Italy

Finally "Go eat a PS3!" does not sound like an insult or an impossible task anymore thanks to the craftsmen at the Eurochocolate Festival in Perugia, Italy. They've created a full scale set of PS3 consoles made out of chocolate plus giant SIXAXIS controllers. We were surprised to find out that a couple of chocolate lovers trampled the cocoa-based consoles, thus making up an excuse for treating the public with free chocolate PS3s.

I wonder if those PS3s are empty on the inside or filled with sirup...Are they backwards compatible (with cream)? One thing is for sure: their hardware is far cheaper than the one Sony uses for their gaming devices. If you've spent your hard-earned money on a PS3 and got it back in the launch day, you must have surely licked the console at least once... How about eating it? I've kissed my PS2 and Xbox after finishing a tough level of some impossible game, but never tried to swallow an entire controller... Maybe it's because I've never dealt with a kingsize console, like the PS3, made out of chocolate.

In case you've missed the point of the Italian event, let me spell it out for you: "FREE CHOCOLATE"... That's enough to make any candybar maniac drool and "mod" the console into a ball of chocolate ready to be melted down in his stomach. Does the SIXAXIS make your belly rumble after eating all that chocolate?

After giving the whole thing a thought, I realized that the genuine PS3 and the chocolate version have something in common: they trigger a sugar-high reaction, even if you're a kid or adult. One dips your neurons in sugar, while the other dips them in eye-candy... I'll have a vanilla Wii and an Xbox made out of coconut please!