I know it's probably a sin to put Easter and Paris Hilton in the same sentence but, seeing that our all-time favorite heiress is always the one to make our day, I just couldn't let this one go by unnoticed. Especially since Paris outdid herself and really strove to show the world that she is into all that Easter bunny spirit!
I'll explain: Paris, the oh so talented actress, singer, fashion designer and world class entertainer, marked this special holiday the best way she knew how: she went out and bought herself not one, not two, but three pets! Yes, that's right: the woman who has been repeatedly pin-pointed as the worst pet owner in the world, who has made a fool of herself in public in more ways than one, who proved time and time again that she can't take proper care of her own person, not to mention other dependable creatures, is now the proud owner of three baby bunnies.
Before you go all 'Gee, does this woman live in a freaking Zoo or what?' or, better yet, before you go all mushy on me and start feeling sorry about the fate of these poor creatures, chill: knowing Paris, she will probably be bored with them in no time and she'll give them up to someone who really knows something about animals. So unlike herself, that is.
Next in our agenda is what Paris did after she went bunny shopping which, by the way, is not that out of the ordinary. Come to think of it, this woman could easily give up all dreams of stardom and instead start focusing on something that she's really good at. This is how things stand: why should she bother with making and then unleashing upon us crappy movies and even crappier music (not to mention those awful fragrances), when she could make a fortune from flashing? You see where I'm going with this?
Paris Hilton, if she were a really smart girl (which, unfortunately, is not the case), could charge for all these upskirt/crotch/slips shots and, believe you me, she would be ten times richer than she is now. Happily for us, the thought never crossed her mind so that only means that we are again offered the opportunity to make fun of her stupid manners and offhand behavior. Which is priceless, I might as well add.
The second photo is of our favorite starlet, after a night out. You would think that, by now, she has learned her lesson, the hard way: when in a dress or skirt, do not bend forward when the paparazzi are literally up your ass! Also, if you're gonna flash, at least do it properly and show the world something to 'entertain' them: make sure your panties are clean, sexy looking and, first and foremost, not 'caught in traffic' (I'm talking, of course, about that massive wedgie Paris is displaying there).
But, hey, who am I to tell Paris what to do? Or how to flash her private parts? She is obviously the more experienced of us at such things so maybe, instead of sitting here and criticizing her, I could learn a thing or two. Like, how to show my 'stuff' to the entire world. Yeah, that would be, like, so hot!
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