Finally, A Bar Where We Can Have Undisturbed Bathroom Sex!

The guy who yesterday brought you the wonder that is guyliner (eyeliner for guys) and the oh-so-important tips on how to apply it and make it work (I'm still waiting for him to start talking about his guy-necologist!) is officially a bar owner. Yes, and you too can simply go there and have sex in the bathroom like you've always secretly dreamed of doing! And you won't even get in trouble for it!

The concept behind Pete Wentz's new dive bar in NYC might sound pretty cool but he is kinda ruining it for us by trying to pretend that he did it because, well, he is sooo bored with the celebrity life that he simply needed to do something to break free from it. The rocker said that he opened Angels and Kings for this very reason: to offer people something else than the posh clubs he's been hitting lately with Ashlee Simpson, his girlfriend, and at the same time, to break free from these pretentious and uptight night scene.

'It will be a bit of a dive, which we need. We finally have a place where all our loser friends can hang out! We'd had enough of all the pretentious clubs with strict door policies which feel uptight when you finally get in. We really just want someplace where we can hang out and be ourselves. I want to be like any other regular and drink umbrella cocktails.', Pete told the media gathered at the grand opening of the bar.

While saying out loud that this is a bar for 'losers' is not such a brilliant idea, the fact that, in the next sentence, Pete promises us that we can simply go to his bar and have sex in the restroom without anyone giving us a hard time for it suddenly makes this place an ideal destination for a night out. Yes, imagine the kind of money we would save on motel rooms! If they were to also throw in a couch, conveniently situated in the already mentioned bathroom, we might even try to make it there by the end of this week, who knows!

'This will be a place that anyone can go and have sex in the bathroom and not get in trouble', Pete explained. Sounds too good to be true? Maybe it is! Think for a second: the guy must be talking from experience so you can tell he and Ashlee already 'tested' the place. Or, maybe this bar is simply THAT classy. You never know.

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