Fergie Knocked Up?

A couple of days ago, I was asking myself (rhetorically) whether the voluptuous beauty that is Fergie is "cool" - that is, popular - again. And the answer, or so I thought at the time, was "yes". I really don't see the point of going into further details about what makes Fergie appealing to which particular age groups, because then things might turn ugly and you'd probably end up accusing me of holding a grudge against her or something along these lines. So we'd better cut to the chase, as they say, and get to the point of this post - which is that the Black Eyed Peas singer looks like a promising addition on the list of knocked up celebrities.

Yes, you heard me. Fergie, ladies and gentlemen, might be knocked up - and judging by these photos, I'm beginning to think the rumor mill might just be right this time around. The singer is reportedly pregnant with fiancé Josh Duhamel's baby, and is presently trying to speed up her wedding arrangements so that she can get married before the baby bump really starts to show. "She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes too obvious" states an insider quoted by Page6. And I must say, if Fergie really is pregnant, that will totally change my perspective on rehabbed former meth addicts who pee themselves on stage and forget to zip up their trousers.

I mean, can you picture Fergie getting married? As in wearing a white dress and a bouquet of roses, walking down the aisle, all that? I definitely can't - and if I can't picture that, then I definitely can't picture Fergie singing lullabies to her baby - unless the lullabies in question are all about humps, glamor, drugs... you know, that sort of things. It remains to be seen if the rumors are true - and I am keeping my fingers crossed for Fergie to confirm her pregnancy quickly if it's the case - I need all the time I can get to get used to the idea.