Sarah 'Fergie' Ferguson is such a bore! This is the third time 'Fashion Police' caught up with her and she still failed to commit the biggest (and most popular) crime all the other stars just love to make: going commando.

First off, there was that nasty (and, by 'nasty', I actually mean 'nasty as hell'!) photo with her with armpit hair, that could be seen from a distance and without her actually raising her arms (yuck, just how gross is that?). Then, there was that tiny, itsy-bitsy wardrobe malfunction on TRL, when she accidentally flashed her bra. Yeah, that was not interesting... not at all, especially as she was wearing some sort of grandma brassiere...

Now, this. Can't Fergie do at least one thing right, other than peeing herself in the middle of a concert? I mean, if you're going to wear a short skirt and flash your privates, at least do it in style, the Paris way. Female stars shouldn't wear underwear if they want to flash properly. What, did you think that anyone can do what Paris, Britney and Lindsay do? I'm telling you, it's harder than you imagined and the perfect example for that is Fergie. You see where I'm getting at? The woman doesn't even know the real meaning of 'flashing'...

OK, back to more serious stuff. Obviously, I didn't mean one single thing of all that I've said. What happens is that I'm tired of saying the same thing over and over again: if you go out for something that public as a red carpet event or a concert (as is the case now), wearing the shortest of all short skirts, for goodness' sake, make sure no one sees your coochie!


At least, Fergie gets lots of points for wearing panties (color-matched even!). Some of the other celebrities with prior record here, in the 'Fashion Police' category, don't even know the meaning of the word, not to mention what it actually feels like and what it implies wearing them when they go out. Looking at things from this perspective, we can't but respectfully salute Sarah Ferguson for doing what girls usually do before a big night out: shave AND put on her knickers.