Fergie Flashes Her Bottom and Talks Condoms

I must admit that Fergie confuses me. I mean, I'm not really sure what to think about her. Is she becoming popular again? I think the world is finally starting to forget that this blonde beauty (kidding) was once addicted to drugs (crystal methamphetamine to be more precise), flashed her vagina a few times, peed herself during a concert... and the list could go on forever. But really now, is Fergie back on the cool list? Apparently yes, since over the past months we've been seeing her work her "glamor girl" image and pay a lot more attention to such insignificant details as her hair, her make-up (which is known to have been disastrous on many occasions in the past), her eyebrows and so on. I'm not saying that she's perfect now - but hey, at least she's trying.

She may be trying a little too hard, though - or maybe she should have a more in-depth chat with her publisher or representative - because I have a feeling Fergie's been losing track of what she does and says. Mixed messages, you know what I mean? Here's an example. The photos attached to this article are from the 4th Annual Black Eyed Peas Peapod Foundation Benefit Concert that took place at the Avalon in Hollywood on Thursday night. Well, you can see that Fergie leaves very little to the imagination, strutting around the stage dressed in a uber-short skirt that pretty much exposes her most prized assets in plain view of the world. Shortly before she got on stage wearing the aforementioned skirt and a kinky pair of thigh-high boots, Fergie visited the Murry Bergtraum High School in new York and urged 10th graders not to have sex without a condom. See the contradiction?

"In high school I cheated on my boyfriends - whatever! (But) do you really want that person who's just going to like you if you have unprotected sex?" Fergie asked the horde of 15 year-olds who gathered to see her. Well, as much as I like Fergie (but that's a secret, so keep it to yourself, OK?) I don't think that if I ever had kids, I'd be very happy to allow her to teach my 15 year-old about sex. "It's about building self-esteem. That's what it's going to take for young people to have protected sex. They have to stick to their guns" Fergie stated later that day. Um, what exactly does "guns" mean in this context? OK, better stop - too much looking at Fergie's exposed a*s is making my head hurt.