One thing I could never understand about some 'singers' was this tendency to coin new words to make them look more interesting. I mean, I totally get this about language being a living organism that is continually evolving and shifting, but from that to making up words from your own name, for instance, is a far cry.

Although I do love the words bootylicious and fergalicious and the infinite possibilities they present (like Grammylicious, or Oscarlicious or anything that you can think of, plus 'licious'), I can only hold Sarah 'Fergie' Ferguson responsible for burning it into my mind. And I can only wish her song would have been great, as the least favor to us... Anyways… I believe it's obvious that I'm not much of a Fergie fan, both in what regards her music and her style/look.

But one thing I can say about myself is that I can admit to hotness when seeing it, and this is exactly the case here. Fergie is now vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, together with her boyfriend, the manalicious (see how easy it is?, you try it too!) Josh Duhamel, and we are more than happy to finally explain to you why he's so into her. First, a word of explanation: it's not a secret anymore that Fergie's almost manly facial features have long been ridiculed, up to the point when some bloggers claimed her penis is bigger that Josh's. Therefore, the mystery: why would such a sexy dude hang out with another 'dude'?

And here you have the elucidation of said mystery: Fergie's body (as in, up to her neck). We all know that the singer trains hard to keep that tight ass of hers in great shape and, yet, we are still surprised (in the pleasantest way possible) at how ripped she is. Without being too masculine (like Pink, for example), we can definitely say that Fergie Ferg is one hot mamacita. Or that she's ass-a-licious, whatever suits you best.

So, you see, there's no need to wonder why Josh displays such a keen interest in her posterior. Here he is, picking her bikini out of her you know what, either to avoid nasty tan lines or to get a better view of those magnificent cheeks. You can't possibly blame the dude: I would do the same if I were him, as long as Fergie kept her face shielded away. There's an idea: from now on, all her videos could show her in a bikini (is it too much to ask for full nudity?), from below the neck line, doing some crazy dance moves. If she does that, I promise to buy all her albums and listen intently to them. I will even listen to 'Fergalicious' until I forget how to speak properly and I learn each single word from the lyrics by heart. Word!