We all know what happens to people who come near Paris Hilton. Actually, it's not a difficult thing to predict: they either flash their most prized assets (boobs and vagina being the most prominent among them), catch a wide variety of STDs or simply start going down, down, down. Sounds familiar? Britney Spears did at least two of those three (I don't know about the STDs yet, but that doesn't mean it ain't happened yet) - and managed to set a world record for flashing her boobs and pussy in less than one day - while accompanied by that demoness that is Paris, of course. But Britney is Britney - crazed, delusional and absolutely ridiculous in most of the things she does.

Who would have thought, though, that the squeaky clean, "I'm sexy but I'm a good little girl" image Heroes hottie Hayden Panetteire has been projecting was nothing but a hoax? OK, a mild hoax. Or maybe some of her past exploits are catching up with her - otherwise I can't explain these photos in which she's featured alongside the much older Paris, arm in arm, smoking and getting their groove on in a most Paris-like fashion. If that had been Brit Brit, I wouldn't have given these pictures a second glance. But since it's not Brit Brit, I think these old pictures really reveal a side of Hayden we hadn't suspected before. That and the fact that she's a bit of a hypocrite - but then again, who isn't these days.

Why am I saying that? Well, I have a pretty good reason. Recently, "goody-goody" Hayden stated in an interview that she really wants to be a role model for young girls these days. Yeah, if only I had a dollar for every time I heard a young celebrity say that... "For God knows what reason, they compare me with Lindsay Lohan!" Hayden apparently stated in an interview with Teen magazine. "It's kind of become, 'All right, you guys can stay there and try knocking me off my horse.' I want to prove them wrong now…" Well, that would really not be that big a deal - but the next part is a real killer. "I think that, now more than ever, young girls need a good role model. My mom always says, 'You are the books you read and the people you surround yourself with'".

Excellent quote! Really, really deep. Trouble is, if Hayden is defined by Paris Hilton (the pole dancing and the half-smoked cigarette give you any clues?) then God have mercy, she's already dunzo. You can't go around saying nice, wise stuff like those I already mentioned if you know your closet is bursting with Paris Hilton dirty secrets. Really, Hayden - it will make you look like a hypocrite. And we really wouldn't want that, right?