Everybody's Bisexual Today...

Pretending to be bisexual or gay is the new black these days. To all those who might see my statement as offensive, big emphasis on the world "pretending". I'm not talking about people who are clear on their sexual preferences and know that they're into girls or guys – or both. I'm talking about those people – celebrities in particular –who think that a bit of controversy, a little shadow of a doubt, a little sugar and spice added into the mix is going to make them more interesting. Remember Britney's infamous kiss with Madonna at the VMA's a while back? That's the kind of thing I'm talking about – sensationalism and nothing much except that.

And it doesn't affect only the young generation. I mean yes, of course, it's much more understandable in teenage girls fondling their best friends or sharing the occasional drunken kiss, but older celebrities like to play the lesbian or bisexual card just as much. Latest example? Sharon Stone, who is either playing with us and trying to make herself a little bit more interesting, or is making an equally unsuccessful bid to come out of the closet. "Everybody is bisexual to an extent" Sharon claims. "Now men act like women and it is difficult to have a relationship because I like men in that old-fashioned way. I like masculinity and, in truth, only women do that now. If you go on a date with a woman they call and say, 'I'm going to pick you up at seven.' They take you somewhere great and you can dress like a chick'.

You see, the actual reason for that statement was to make people wonder about things like "did she ever go on a date with a woman?" and "I wonder who that woman was?" and so on. You get my point. Well, I'm not sure which part of Sharon's statement is really supposed to cause controversy – the insinuation that she's into girls (which is really nothing that scandalous) or the fact that she claims women make better men than men. OK, that didn't come out right. But you get my point – and I think a couple of men out there may be annoyed at the idea that they're the ones seen as weak and soft. In any case, I think Sharon better prepare her best fur coat and a good speech just in case. Just in case she ever meets one of those men who act like women.


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