14 DAY TRIAL // Somewhere along the way, this stopped being funny: after a series of interviews that have revealed to the world the size of Charlie Sheen’s ego and what he really thought of himself – as troubling as they were fun to watch – he premiered his own webcast, “Sheen’s Korner.” Below is episode 3.
The first episode of the webcast failed miserably for being too long and boring (it clocked at 50 minutes), as we also noted a while back.
Made aware of the negative reaction to it, Sheen rapidly shot and uploaded episode 2, “Torpedoes of Truth.” The third episode is a sequel to it.
Called “Torpedoes of Truth Part 2” (of course), it’s also a taped phone conversation with business partner Bob Maron, riddled with “winning” catch phrases, lots of hatred for the trolls and ideas that will make Sheen even richer than he already is.
Several US media outlets point out that, for the most part of it, Sheen doesn’t make much sense. He’s also visibly restless, chain-smokes and seems unable to focus on one single topic of discussion.
The 45-year-old actor is also looking very disheveled.
Yet, he still offers some insight into his mind: he’s planning the release of a book of poetry called “Apocalypse Me: The Jaws of Life,” believes trolls are responsible for bad phone connection, and is looking for people to pay him for the products he features in his broadcasts.
“I’m smoking a cigarette and drinking something I won’t reveal unless they pay me,” he says. He even goes under the table while drinking (presumably Tiger Blood) to make sure he’s out of the frame.
“If you own the home in which you own the trash can, you should never have to empty it, ever, ever, ever again,” he adds, referring to his success on Twitter in the aftermath of the “Two and a Half Men” debacle.
“[Technology] is radical, it’s radical and the people are doing exactly what they should be doing which is watching me and listening to you. Because we have all the answers, we have all the gold, we have all the solution, Bob, and keep it in mind anytime I roll something out…” Sheen says towards the end of the video.
“My plan is the best plan in the room and people are starting to wake up and realize that. My plan is gold… Walk into my plan and you are going to win. Winner, winner chicken dinner I don’t think so. Winner Winner Sheen dinner,” he adds.
He doesn’t mention what that plan might be, but, since this is Sheen we’re talking about and we’re to assume he’s “winning” no matter what, it’s probably redundant to bring it up.
Here is episode 3 of “Sheen’s Korner,” see it for yourself. *Please note that it contains some instances of graphic language that may offend so discretion is recommended when watching it.