Edible Anus Chocolates. That Pretty Much Says It All...

Have you ever had one of those days when you had to buy a present for your friend/mother/lover and nothing came to mind? You know, those times when you wandered from shop to shop, gazing at windows like an idiot, not being able to settle on something that your friend/mother/lover would love? Or those days you would wreck your brains about the perfect present that, no matter how hard you tried, still escaped you?

Well, search no more! From now on, you can simply order a box of these wonderful Incredible Edible Anus chocolates and you're, like, totally set. In case you were wondering why this new brand of Belgium chocolate is worthy of our entertainment section, let me clear that one for you right from the start: it's because everyone on the Internet is crazy and ecstatic over them. And you can file this in the 'Wacky and weird' category, even if it doesn't exist yet.

The producer of such 'delicacies' claims that, besides appealing to you sexually, the Incredible Edible Anus also has 'aphrodisiac properties and is good for helping to ease a hangover'. Well, unless they had some secret formula for making these a-holes, don't expect either of these two: although the opinions on the aphrodisiac properties of chocolate are mixed, most studies tend to reflect that it has no such thing, the only effect chocolate has on the human body being an overall sensation of good.

The chocolate Anuses are now off the market, due to the many requests, we are made to believe. But, be still my heart!, the company that produces them promised that anyone interested will be able to buy them from all stores later this year, on October 1st, 2007. Meanwhile, in case you were thinking to put them on your wedding table or at some fancy dinner party, you can order them on the net.

Now, after keeping a straight face for so long, I simply have to say this: who the hell would order them for a wedding reception or a dinner party? Sure, I can totally understand why they would make for a wonderful present (a prank I would like to pull on some of my friends), but to give them out to guests would be kinda s**tty (pun intended), don't you think? And one more question and I'm off: do you think someone modeled for the chocolate or they simply made the anus from their imagination?

Either way, the best part of this is that you can choose the color of the anus you'll eat, as the Edible Anus comes in both black and white chocolate. That almost makes me want to go and order a couple of dozens of boxes...

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