14 DAY TRIAL // Season 3 finale of “Duck Dynasty” will be a real treat for the eyes if the video above is any indication, because it will show the reality television family out surfing. Yes, this is just as hilarious as you imagined it.
A&E has released a preview for the finale. It shows Uncle Si and Willie Robertson trying to surf, with the footage edited with scenes in which they talk about how good they are at it.
Obviously, that’s not true.
“My rule of thumb is, I'll only allow myself to fall four times while doing anything. Anything more than that and you're just being an idiot,” Willie says.
“OK, six. Six times. That's it,” he adds.
Useless to say, he falls more times in just the preview.
“Back in 'Nam I was a surfing king. I could hang 10, hang loose, shred a wave, walk the plank, high-five... It was totally gnarly,” Uncle Si also boasts.
The reality is that they’re both terrible at it but no less awesome for it.