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Drunk Paris Tries to Swallow a Mike...She also likes to wear pink and drink away her brains |
By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor
11th of February 2008, 10:01 GMT
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Why does Paris Hilton always end up looking like she's about to perform oral sex on someone? No, I'm not kidding - and don't give me that "you're disgusting" look, you only need to take one look at these photos to figure out what I mean. And no, I don't feel ashamed of myself in the least - well, maybe I do feel a little ashamed but it's because I can't help thinking that anyone except Paris would be thoroughly embarrassed of making a fool of herself in public like that. But Paris must be one of those people who believe that any kind of publicity is good publicity - you know, in a twisted "I don't care what you write about me, just spell my name right" way. But come on, don't you know that February 17th is actually little Paris' birthday? Well, shame on you. And I really wasn't expecting anything less of the soon-to-be-ex-heiress than a long series of parties, embarrassing outfits and lots of drinking.
Back to my original point, then. Paris has been making a fool of herself more than usually lately, on account of her birthday coming up and of her movie, "The Hottie and the Nottie" being released in theaters the past week. However, Paris' movie won't be shortlisted for an Oscar any time soon. OK, that was an understatement. Not that we have any doubts about it, but "The Hottie and the Nottie" is a big time flop. As in, huge. The movie opened on 111 screens, and
only managed to "gross" $76 in ticket sales per location, which, according to Fantasy Moguls, breaks down to approximately 10 people per theater. It's anticipated that the movie will take in an impressive $23,000 over the three-day weekend. Yes, well, since now she's such a movie star and can pretty much open a top-grossing movie, Paris has every right in the universe to celebrate.
So, here is our brave heiress looking like she's about to... ahem, swallow the microphone while promoting her movie in Boston. You can pretty much see she's drunk out of her mind and that even her own breasts seem to be trying to make a run for it, spilling form her tight corset dress. The reason? Well, Paris is apparently singing - her own international hit single "Stars Are Blind", and I must say my ears are bleeding just from looking at this photo. The second lovely outfit Paris is sporting is the one she wore at a pre-birthday bash over the weekend (yes, she wasn't at the Grammys - I wonder why) and yes, she really did step out of the house wearing a tiara, patterned multi-coloured tights and a mint green strapless mini-dress and yes, she was sporting pink hair extensions. Well, I rest my case. Oh, and by the way - a merry early Happy Birthday to our girl Paris. May she keep the outfits and the champagne flowing!
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