14 DAY TRIAL // The Donald does not approve of Kim Kardashian’s generous backside and he certainly doesn’t understand why everyone else is saying she’s got such an amazing figure. Come to think of it, Donald Trump doesn’t like Jennifer Lopez’s body shape all that much either.
The real estate mogul / colorful television personality was on the Howard Stern radio show the other day and, as usual, he made sure he gave listeners a piece of his mind on absolutely any topic that came up, from the FIFA World Cup 2014 to his celebrity feuds, racism, and politics.
That one about the celebrity feuds and celebrities in general was perhaps the most interesting part of the interview. Asked by Stern if he thought Kim Kardashian’s backside was perhaps “too big,” The Donald shot back: “Well, absolutely! It’s record setting. In the old days, they’d say she’s got a bad body.”
It’s not personal, so Kim (and her legions of fans) shouldn’t take offense and even consider retaliating. Trump believes body shapes like the reality star’s are simply not beautiful just because he doesn’t like to see such a generous derriere on a tiny waist.
“I would pass on both,” he told Stern when asked if he thought Jennifer Lopez’s body was better.
Of course, Trump isn’t alone in thinking and / or saying that Kim’s figure is disproportionate but, when you draw the line, you have more people saying the opposite and praising her “hourglass figure” than those saying her curves aren’t natural.
The full interview is available on the Howard Stern official page but *please be advised that discretion is recommended because it contains language that might offend.
Also on the topic of celebrities, Trump shared that he found Katy Perry to be hotter than her good friend Rihanna, and that he still resented Rihanna a bit for ditching him for a paid appearance by citing health issues, when there was clearly nothing wrong with her. Trump never forgets.
The Donald also thinks Sports Illustrated model Kate Upton is gorgeous, though he can personally vouch for seeing her once when she wasn’t looking all that great, but quite the contrary of that. He finds Scarlett Johnasson to be the perfect woman, because she’s smart and beautiful in equal measures.
He likes Jennifer Lawrence too but, unlike the rest of the world, he’s not about to fawn all over her and overlook her shortcomings, of which the most notable is her bad skin. “Jennifer has a little skin problem I'd say. Polka dots all over the place,” he says.
Donald Trump, on the other hand, is perfection in each and every way.