If there's one thing I learned ever since I first took an interest in the celebrity world (which happened a very long time ago), it's that one should never, EVER trust the women in the Spears family when it comes to contraception. OK, if I were to be really mean right now, I'd say "don't trust them at all", but I'm trying to keep my evil side in check, so I'll just state the obvious and stick with my original theory: when it comes to having safe sex and making babies, no family is as worse as the Spears. I don't think I need to get into too much detail as to what makes me say that. We all know by now that not only has
Britney gained a reputation for practicing unsafe sex with multiple partners, but her sister also seems to have inherited her lack of sense (sixteen and pregnant rings a bell?) and her carelessness when it comes to protecting herself and her body.
And now, in addition to all the Britney drama that's been going on, here comes another pregnancy rumor: Star magazine claims that the popwreck is pregnant again, and that the baby's father is none other than Brit's private paparazzi and occasional lover, photographer Adnan Ghalib. I'm really keeping my fingers crossed and hoping this is just another piece of juicy yet empty Britney gossip, because if it's true and Britney is really knocked up again, all her (barely stabilized) world will most likely explode and crumble to the ground... again. Star magazine however insists that Adnan has been bragging to all his friends that Brit is carrying his baby. "Britney is Adnan's dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he'll be made for life", a friend of Adnan's told Star.
"Her parents know she can't handle more children", a family source is quoted as saying. Well, it doesn't take a genius to figure out that Britney's life is pretty chaotic as it is at the moment, with the ongoing custody battle with ex husband Federline and Jamie Spears' conservatorship being constantly challenged. A baby would change everything - starting from the meds Britney is on and ending with her day to day life. Plus, she's already been on a lot of meds over the past months, and if she really is pregnant, I don't even want to imagine the amount of toxins to which the poor kid was already exposed. So, please, Britney's family - if you're reading this, please mash up some contraceptives and start feeding them to her right now - you know, just as a precaution. You never know what will happen next.