Do I Smell a Sex Scandal?

Heather Mills has managed to do something I thought she could never do again: impress us all with another striking revelation. And the fact is, I'm not even sure if I'm being ironic or not, because with this determined lady you never know what to expect. But if she's really telling the truth (and that's quite a big lie to tell) there are 10 secret tapes out there, stacked away in a corner, containing details about her sex life and bitter rows with her former husband Sir Paul McCartney.

The former model repeatedly claimed she had a "secret box of evidence" which she intends to use in her bitter divorce and she also claims that the recordings prove Paul took Viagra to spice up their sex life, accepted the blame for the couple's failed marriage and even mocked her disability. "Some of the details about their sex life will sicken a lot of people and make them see Paul in a different light" says a source. "There are recordings Heather says prove Paul referred to her as a, 'One-legged b***h'. She says it's clear from the tape that Paul apologized for the marriage breakdown and for how he treated her". Well, I hope all this is true, because if it is, then we're in for some really interesting surprises.

"Heather believes these tapes will put the record straight and she isn't scared to let these personal details get out" the source added. Heather also claims she has evidence of what she calls "spiteful phone calls" from Paul's daughter Stella. The source added: "Stella ranted, 'I hope you lose your other f***ing leg.' Heather says her tapes will back this up. "The relationship between Heather and Stella has reached rock bottom - they can't stand each other. Heather is convinced her tapes will show the world the real Stella. They are explosive".

Heather has allegedly stored the box of evidence in a bank vault and in a very wise move only she and her sister Fiona know the access code. However, the next divorce hearing won't take place until February, so we have to wait for the goodies to drop - or else keep our fingers crossed for another fight between Mills and her ex-husband, in which case she may consider releasing them to the press. Goody!