Dr. Pimple's Doctors Office is 50% off for a “very limited time”

Apr 17, 2014 12:33 GMT  ·  By

Apple has approved a disgusting puss-filled game on the Mac App Store that has players popping ugly pimples on the faces of six different characters, with two game modes, several popping tools, and HD graphics, just to be sure the filth doesn’t escape even the poorest eyesight.

Gluten Free Games makes the introduction, saying, “Bulging, glistening, puss-filled pimples are out of control with Dr. Pimple's patients and it's up to you to help him pop them! Use your fingers, wrenches, and even a jackhammer to burst open some of the grossest puss pockets you've ever seen.”

Players can choose from two game modes. You can either pop pimples in a free-play mode, or you can take up a challenge and pop zits on a timer. Six people are suffering from said acne, and you get to treat them all using four popping tools.

Certainly no doctor would prescribe something like this in a serious case of acne. Dr. Pimple's Doctors Office is rated 4+, and I fear at least some players will take it a bit too seriously, possibly attempting to treat their acne in a similar manner, inflicting permanent damage to their face.

According to the developer, “the pimples look so real you'll be flinching when they pop.” Personally I think it’s gross and potentially dangerous in the wrong hands. Not recommended.