Didn't Salma Hayek Use to Be, Like, Really Hot?

When I'm asking you whether Salma used to be really hot or not, I'm not actually saying that she is ugly now. But, you see, a couple of months ago, her appearance in a magazine or at a press conference was good enough reason to make the entire world go va-voom (and especially guys)! Or have you already forgotten about THIS and THIS?

Yeah, those were the glory days, when she, the Spanish beauty would tease us with her gorgeous smile and, why not come straightforward with it?, her boobs. While it's true that Salma never quite fit the standards of Hollywood beauty, she was considered by many as one of the hottest and most sensual actresses, along with Penelope Cruz, Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson.

These being said, what are we to make of this? Look at her! Since the popularity of her show ('Ugly Betty') has increased, thanks to her boobs again (namely a certain scene in which she stripped down to her bra), so has her weight. Let me just say this: if she turns out to be pregnant (seeing that she is sporting a big belly), I promise I will apologize for all I'm about to say or you can as well go and forget what you've read here. If she's not, then what the hell is going on?

Aside from the high platform shoes and the belly and the ass and the boobs (actually, they - her breasts - are the only reason why we're still looking at these pics), what's up with the poodle hair? Unlike the rest of Salma (all of the above), which looks good on her, that do is definitely not working! I mean, she looks good with a few extra pounds on, especially since most of the extra weight went to the chest area, even if she's not as hot as she used to be, but that hairdo is totally killing me. And that makes me wonder: is she channeling her Diana Ross? 'Cause, if she is, it's been done before... and way better...

With that, I'm gonna leave you to admire and ponder on Salma's new look. Try not to stare too much at her boobage, even if they look as if on the point of chocking her... You decide which was better: the Campari Salma or this one?