Just in case you were bored with seeing all those nasty crotch slips from Britney Spears (what am I talking about, those were not 'slips', it was vagina on display, literally and if you don't believe me, follow the links below and you will), the pop tart thought of something else to brighten our day.

Usually, celebs like her start from upside down, meaning, at first they flash a side boob, and then they gently and subtly slip a nipple and only afterwards they move on to more hardcore stuff, like a pantiless pussy flash. But, hey, that's just them and who died and made them all-knowing?

Britney Spears knows better than to let herself carried away by what others do or say (yes, and I am a giant fish endowed with very good writing skills). That is why she did all that in reverse: first, there was a quick glimpse at her panties, then the whole 'baby factory' in its full splendor and only now, when all that went out of fashion, she shows us her boobs.

One thing you can't say about Brit Brit and her Vag Vag is that they are grotesque or off of the line. I mean, just look at her in these two pics, taken a couple of nights ago, when she went to a house party and stayed until the break of dawn.

Isn't she just the image of perfection, with that see-through top, her cut-off mini skirt, that wasted-looking face and those stains of liquor on her skirt and legs? Don't those images instantly convey to you the idea that she is hard at work, a responsible parent who only thinks of her kids and a normal person, as she claims she is? Of course they do! Once more, with feeling... oh, who cares?!

Either way, here is Britney again in all her glory. If there was something in this world that I really, truly did not want to see, it would have been Spears' saggy boobies on a drunken night... Oh, and by the way, did you notice that she is blonde again? I wonder if she still has any hair on her head (other than the extensions, of course).