Did They Confiscate the Kinky Toys?

Did you miss Britney? Well, I don’t think you had time enough to reach even that early stage in the Britney detox program, for the very obvious and pertinent reason that the wonderful human being that is Brit Brit never ceases to amaze us, even now when she's been committed to a psych ward, got out and should be under intense supervision and constant treatment. But no, it seems that there's no stopping her – and as much as I try to be serious and compassionate about the popwreck, I always end up telling myself that we all need a good laugh from time to time – and the truly evil side of me (yes, I know, it's shocking to discover that I have an evil side) thinks it's good to have someone out there ready to add some spice into our lives...

What did she do this time? No, as shocking as it may be, this time it’s not really about something she did in particular. The Britney-friendly X17 online reported that her father, Jamie Spears, confiscated the pop star’s infamous pink wig – you know what I'm talking about, it's that piece of cheap plastic she used to wear as she was doing something that would make the headlines the next day (OK, she didn't wear it all the time, but close). Poppa Spears was reportedly seen carrying a bunch of Britney’s old things, among which the well-known pink wig – and basically throwing them out. Too bad he couldn't throw that shady Sam Lutfi on the pile too...

The notorious hair piece has come to be seen as a symbol of Brit getting into trouble - as if it were the only thing... "When the pink wig comes on, it's getting bad" Lutfi is known to have stated sometime last month, once more providing some invaluable insight into the whole "Britney is insane" story. One thing we know for sure is that Britney's parents Jamie and Lynne are finally taking an active stand in getting their daughter under control – and have repeatedly declared themselves very worried about their daughter’s condition; they also disapprove of her relationship with photographer Adnan Ghalib and want to get more actively involved in her life and in trying to protect her.

So, how does the wig fit into all this? Well, I have this theory. It's like when I was little and my parents would confiscate a toy that I had broken or they wouldn’t let me watch TV because I was giving them grief. If I didn't watch TV for a week, or if for a couple of days I wouldn't be playing with that particular toy, would that make me better? I think it’s the same with Britney. I hate to be the cynical weasel of the "support Britney group", but I think she needs more than confiscated wigs to get back on track. How about a year-long rehab stint? Now that would really be a step in the right direction. Oh, and someone do something about that room full of sex toys that she reportedly has at her house. Is poppa Spears burning that down right now or are they going to hold a yard sale?


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