Did Pammy Cheat On Sleazy Rick with Criss Angel?

Pamela Anderson's silly boobs may have cheated on her hubby Rick Salomon. Does that, like, surprise anyone here? I mean, don't get me wrong - I'm sure the master of all sex tapes and genius creator of that "One Night In Paris" masterpiece Rick Salomon is the best husband in the world. Plus he's a very romantic guy - none of my friends can brag about picking up their future wife at a poker game, cheating her out of all her money and then asking her to square off the debt by having sex with him. What's even stranger than that (or not, knowing Pammy is not the brightest person in this world) is that he got a positive answer - and so they didn't ride off into the sunset together but did a different brand of riding and ended up getting married.

And yet I'm still not surprised Pammy might have cheated on Rick - there's always the possibility that the initial magic cast by the sex and (in his case) the booze wore off, or that Pammy succumbed to the charms of another man - so to say. But the mystery man we're dealing with here, the guy who might have brought Pammy and Rick's marriage close to an untimely ending - is none other than that ratty, dirty-looking "magician" Criss Angel.

Now this is strange. You mean, Pammy might have actually got too close to a guy who allegedly had sex with Britney Spears? "Rick hit the roof when he found out Pam was hanging out with Criss while he was off at a poker tournament. They had a huge fight, and she filed for divorce a few days later" says a source. Well, then, I'm afraid to say this, but if there was ever a trace of respect for Pammy lingering somewhere in my brain, it's gone forever.

Can't she at least cheat on her husband with a guy who doesn't look like he's permanently advertising for a bling jewelry factory? Or at least one who showers at least once a day? And would I come out as too pretentious if I really asked Pammy not to cheat on her husband with a guy who might have slept with Britney? I know, it's tough to find decent guys these days, but you're Pamela Anderson, for heaven's sake - you have a choice. However, despite the fact that Pammy filed for divorce two days after her fight with husband Rick and then reconsidered, her friends don't see anything special about the whole situation.

"It was just another log on the fire. Their relationship is so volatile - I'm sure this won't be the last time she files, but nothing happened with her and Criss - they were just hanging out. Pamela is very wary of jealous men, as Kid Rock had jealousy issues". She should also be wary of dirty guys who would do anything for some media attention. But that's me being all pretentious again...