I always suspected Eva Longoria and hubby Tony Parker were not the ideal couple - I mean, Eva has a hard time passing for a sweet, gentle, caring wife to begin with, and there were always rumors flying around about how she's sometimes slightly hysterical and so on. But now the Desperate Housewife and her basketball star husband seem to have taken things to a whole new level, and despite
her petite stature, Eva sure sounds like she's giving Tony a run for his money - literally. Star magazine broke the story, which apparently comes from the lips of an eye witness to one of their little marital romps, which took place in front of some friends who had come over for dinner - and there are a lot of convincing details to go with it, which makes me believe that for once, we may have the real deal.
"We were all having a really nice time, eating Tex-Mex food and drinking cocktails" says the witness, a guy named Chris Ramirez. "I don't know how it happened, but the conversation got dirty fast. Someone said oral sex should only be between man and wife. Then Tony chimed in, 'A mouth is a mouth. What's the difference?" Which, according to Ramirez, was enough to send Desperate Eva into a crazy mad mood. She reportedly jumped up and started screaming "I can't believe you said that! What do you mean, you'd take oral sex from anyone?" Then "she let loose and slapped him hard across the shoulder. And if that wasn't enough, she took a second shot, hitting him upside the head!" Ramirez said.
Now, if Eva and Tony are not ashamed to act like this one towards the other in front of witnesses, it probably means the poking and slapping (and not in any playful way) has become a bit of a habit for them - or at least for her, which is - as I was saying earlier - not hard to believe. "Eva was mad as hell, but Tony just sat there and did nothing. She then stomped off to another room, and we all sat there quietly. It was so awkward. I just thought to myself, 'These two are crazy!' Even before she made that comment, she kept hitting him and pushing him around - and she's so tiny!" Ramirez added. Well, I wouldn't be surprised if Eva gave Tony a black eye once in a while - but until that story comes along, let me just say that if someone were smart enough to tape these two during one of these fights, they would definitely make a lot of money. And I mean a lot. It's interesting to see what will happen next. Stay tuned and find out.