Dennis Rodman Lives to Shock

Ever since his retirement from professional basketball, Dennis Rodman always liked to stay in the spotlights through various activities, not necessarily related to sports. He tried his luck in acting, writing, wrestling, having kids with Madonna and even wife-carrying in Finland. He literally tried everything but for the kitchen sink. Although we're not sure about the sink part.

He is most notorious for his shocking outfits, hair styles, foul language and behavior, especially in public. Saturday, for example, he showed up at a Mercedes-Benz fashion show in Miami dressed like a lunatic, as he always does. While no one exactly knows the number of his tattoos and piercings, as they vary constantly, one can always comment on his choice of clothing, if possible.

Starting from the head and going down, first of all his spangle-covered cap attracts some attention. All that fire, brimstone and pimpin' dice clearly show that he's either a gangsta' style lighthouse or a casino addict from hell. Also, he's wearing girl's earrings. I cannot say anything to that. It's way too weird. Probably the only normal thing about this guy's head are the glasses. Seeing how he's wearing them at night, the idea of normality falls out pretty damn fast.

Also, Rodman insists on showing us his designer jacket, which is strangely combined with a ripped T-shirt featuring bones, a skull and an American eagle. So, if I were to guess his job from his outfit, I would say that he's a red-blooded American pirate that robbed some rich dude and stole his coat. He should probably star in the next "Pirates of the Caribbean" incarnation, as he's way scarier and more believable than - everyone's favorite - Johnny Depp. Or maybe he can play the villain, Captain Pimp. Oh that would be just marvelous!

Continuing further down (Carmen Electra probably knows that territory much better), the former basketball-slash-circus attraction has wrapped around his waist a gypsy style scarf, probably used to fight the horrendous cold that stalks Miami's summers. Yes, I was being ironic. His ripped second hand jeans complete this amazing journey in the land of the fashion challenged former stars, as his tennis shoes and white socks are no longer funny and they present no interest what-so-ever. My only conclusion is that Dennis Rodman is either a genius of alternative fashion and a visionary, or he's a complete nut that begs for attention. Which version would you choose?