David Beckham Loves Big Booty

A few days ago, there was a rumor going round about frumpy Victoria Beckham's ridiculously overpriced line of jeans being dumped by both Kitson and Fred Segal. The official reason for this decision was apparently the fact that the never-smiling Posh Spice refused to do any promotional work for either store in order to endorse her DVB jean line - which, incidentally, was also one of the highest priced lines carried by the two shops and not doing great in terms of actual sales. Even though Kitson owner Fraser Ross eventually denied his store was dumping DVB, the question still remained: why was Victoria so reluctant to do any promotion for her own fashion line, seeing how she thrives on public attention. The answer to this question may lie in this one photo.

As we can see, doing promotional work means that Victoria has to loosen her grip on her basketball-loving husband David Beckham, and possibly allow him to expose himself to all sorts of, ahem, occupational hazards that come with watching frequent NBA games. Such as, for instance, the view provided by the team of scantily clad cheerleaders which were busy doing their jobs and cheering their team on, while unsuspectingly providing a rather more up close and personal form of entertainment for the soccer stud. There's no need for additional comment - the header photo and the look on David's face pretty much says it all: Beckham, ladies and gentlemen, is longing for some booty action and since wife Victoria isn't around to provide a distraction, he seems quite happy to get it someplace else.

In totally unrelated news, the game David was "watching" ended with the Sacramento Kings defeating the LA Lakers 124-101 - but who cares about that sort of insignificant details when there are more important things going on merely feet away from your face. The funny part is, we can almost read Beckham's mind behind his keenly-focused stare. "Is this what real women look like?" he must be wondering. The answer to that is "yes, honey, they actually come in more shapes and sizes and they're definitely not all size 0 like your beloved Victoria". Judging by the silent drama going on inside David's mind, he'll probably be stopping by the basketball stadium a lot more from now on.



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