Dang! No Pammy Sex Tape Then!

It's been a while since I got the chance to bring you news from the booby... I mean, Pammy front, but we all know how the buxom (and occasionally brainless) blonde loves the spotlight and can't stay away from it for too long. So, Pammy's in the news again, and for the first time in... well, years, I think I can actually congratulate her for doing the right thing. Which is, get rid of her sleazeball husband and sex tape professional Rick Salomon and get out of her short-lived marriage altogether. I know, after a while all those pesky STDs lose their sexy. It's part of that dreaded "routine" that hounds married couples. Kidding. What, don't give me that look. That guy slept with Paris Hilton! Even if I tried really hard, I still wouldn't be able to throw a worse insult at him.

But really now, Pammy finally opened her eyes and is doing her best to kick Salomon out of her life. We all know the blonde diva isn't the world's smartest person – a fact proven (for about the millionth time) by the fact that she first decided to divorce Salomon, then changed her mind, then changed her mind again and wanted to go through with the divorce only to change her mind again, and opt for an annulment rather than go for a divorce. The interesting fact is that she's quoting "fraud" as the main reason for the said annulment, which makes me wonder if that's just a pretext or if Salomon tried to pull one of his poker stunts on Pammy. I mean, she admit she fell for him mainly because she lost money playing poker with him and had to resort to sexual favors to square the debt – who knows what else might have gone on between these two?

Anderson also reportedly asked the court not to award spousal support and to keep her and Salomon's income and property separate. On Monday, Pammy also filed a request to have a retired judge handle the annulment proceedings — which, as some of you might know, is a common practice in celebrity break-up dramas, as it's the best way to keep matters private and stop the sordid details from leaking to the media. But I wouldn't worry if I were you – this is Pammy we're talking about after all, keeping her mouth shut isn't one of her most prominent characteristics, if I may say so. For all it's worth, this divorce means that the greatest sex tape ever to be made is history before it even began. Stay tuned and we'll keep you up to speed with all the news.


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